"Now that I've added this extra sensor to the array, we'll have a much better chance of understanding why you've been dreaming about robots boring into your skull ever since you joined this sleep study."
The 6,000,000 Peso Woman
First generation blue tooth.
OK, you now have +5 Agility, but try to stay away from fire spells.
Thank you doctor. I no longer feel self conscious because of the mole on my cheek.
Well mostly all the mind-control helmet does is make you enjoy wearing a mind-control helmet.
Cracked's porn has been sub-par as of late.
"Okay, don't be alarmed, but when I poke this into your brain you're going to feel some pressure and then poop your pants."
"I know kung fu."
There I was, O my brothers, forced to viddy hours of real horrowshow lashings of the old ultraviolence, with all sorts of wires attached to my gulliver when I began to feel a malenky bit unwell...
WHAT DO WE WANT?! LESBIAN S&M THREESOME ELECTROPLAY DENTISTRY!
WHEN DO WE WANT IT?! 09:47am TUESDAY MORNING!
Playstation's answer to the Nintendo Wii was a critical and commercial failure, partially because it didn't work very well, but largely because it looked fucking stupid.
since eyes are the windows to your soul, Ruth decided to upgrade to xp
Even the Borg have immigration problems.
Program it to act more Asian.