Craptions Classics January 18, 2008

"Now that I've added this extra sensor to the array, we'll have a much better chance of understanding why you've been dreaming about robots boring into your skull ever since you joined this sleep study."

jic

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The 6,000,000 Peso Woman

cshanejor

First generation blue tooth.

IrishTerror

OK, you now have +5 Agility, but try to stay away from fire spells.

Roland1232

Thank you doctor. I no longer feel self conscious because of the mole on my cheek.

keeks137

Well mostly all the mind-control helmet does is make you enjoy wearing a mind-control helmet.

AdjectiveNoun

Cracked's porn has been sub-par as of late.

WarpZone

"Okay, don't be alarmed, but when I poke this into your brain you're going to feel some pressure and then poop your pants."

MrBungle

"I know kung fu."

cigjonser

There I was, O my brothers, forced to viddy hours of real horrowshow lashings of the old ultraviolence, with all sorts of wires attached to my gulliver when I began to feel a malenky bit unwell...

Mcjunker

WHAT DO WE WANT?! LESBIAN S&M THREESOME ELECTROPLAY DENTISTRY! WHEN DO WE WANT IT?! 09:47am TUESDAY MORNING!

Queenoflobster

Playstation's answer to the Nintendo Wii was a critical and commercial failure, partially because it didn't work very well, but largely because it looked fucking stupid.

mnemosyne23

since eyes are the windows to your soul, Ruth decided to upgrade to xp

namesnatcher

Even the Borg have immigration problems.

Stretch

Program it to act more Asian.

JackieTreehorn
Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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