Other Craptions

The balloon promoting awareness for muscular dystrophy was kinda depressing...

The second coming of Christ was nothing like anyone could have possibly expected.

Suddenly, to everyone's horror, it became self-aware.

The hat and collar are all business, but the smile tells you he knows how to have a good time.

Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays.

Always stretch before any kind of physical activity. That includes... wreaking havoc on the human race!

Ghostbusters 4: The revenge of the gay-puff marshmallow man

"Cross the streams, it's the only way!!"

Witness Godzilla's gay brother-in-law mercilessly humps innocent bystanders.

For some reason, everyone's first wish was always for him to go back in the lamp.

Despite her sunburn, Rosie O'Donnell is clearly happy whenever she crawls out of the hole she's dug for herself.

It must be gay pride day on Plymouth Rock.

CTHULHU emerges from its subterranean lair, and has a corn dog

see the smile? even the balloon knew a blow job was coming...

Where's Bomberman when you need him.

When Andy Richter left the Conan O'Brien show, he had no idea what adventures were in store for him...

Initially crippled with fear, the bystanders watched in disgust as the monster paused in mid-rampage to auto-fellate.

Creating artificial worm-holes to better humankind was a real good idea on paper.

come on people, this balloon's not gonna blow itself! up, i mean!

(My bad) Menopause battles Tom Cruise.

The alien leaders had miscalculated. Perhaps this was not the best way to slyly infiltrate human infrastructure.

Tom Cruise battles menopause.

Zeus was much funnier in person than the Greeks had described.

"The screech" by Edvard Munch It is said by some to symbolize the human species overwhelmed by an attack of gas. Could be.

I hate this type of candy.

I don't care if you CAN see it from space. It's a stupid looking Halloween costume!

When Snowmen get impregnated by fruit. Tonight on FOX!

Fuck me they're letting allsorts in these days!

I, for one, welcome our new blow-up doll overlord.

The new method of labling sex offenders was costly and maybe over the top, but no one would doubt its effectiveness.

Michael Jackson's latest plastic surgery has not made him any less creepy

In an odd campaign to calm fears over the economy, the government set out across the country with local meetings to put a happy face on ballooning inflation.

Now remember kids, we parked next to the WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

Skynet became self-aware at 2:14am EDT August 29, 1997

Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade honors the memory of Christopher Reeves.

Man dies half-way through record-breaking attempt to eat Bertie Bassett.

Man, where is Banjo-Kazooie when you need them?

On January 17th, 2008 Twinkie Spears was born.

Cute, but deadly.

That's a "girl push-up", you know...

"Dribbles the Clown" had warned people for years that ballon puppets would rise up and rule the earth. Now they would all rue the day the honked his little red nose and laughed....

Disney fucked up Gulliver's Travels big-time.

Before the army crippled him, he'd completely leveled the entire city of Chicago. Maxine had one thing to say: High five!!

All of the sudden, the box of old Streisand records began to change...Megatron's gay brother was one pissed off bitch. Auto-bots...ROLL OUT!

The Macy's parade float was finally captured in Indiana.

The look in Bertie's eyes as he slowly deflated sent a chill through the crowd. He knew. Oh yes. He knew.

"Too much candy makes me bloated."

The Bruins got a two-minute penalty for too many men on the ice.

The Native American Folk tales of the European arrivals have gotten a bit "inflated" over the years...hahahahahha oooh ha ohh I hate my life.