Other Craptions

Anything that isn't a dead body is hot lava!

99...100.. READY OR NOT HERE I COME!

It just wasn't any fun playing hide-and-go-seek with "Joe the Retard"

Its times like this I wish I hadn't killed you.

As he approached Julie from behind the bush, Jim knew he was stealthy. But when he saw how close Doug had managed to get, he knew he had been out-matched.

The date wasn't going well. Phil's "human alphabet" wasn't as much fun as Jenny had hoped.

Chelsea composed herself. All she had to do was say Barack Obama had robbed them and started stabbing and she would be in the clear.

Patsy was tired of her dates faking death to get rid of her. He'd have to breathe sometime, and when he did, she'd know it!

When CPR goes horribly, horribly wrong.

Unfortunately, the sport of urban-human-surfing has not caught on.

And even then, she was still unable to reach the top of the window.

crazy glue... works

After years of having sex with his backpack and wishing it was a real girl, his wish was suddenly granted that night.

Maybe 5th & Crenshaw at 2:23 am wasn't the best time & place to get a back walking massage, but damn did it feel good...

Thank god you were here! I never could have reached this window without someones shoulders to stand on.

This is a common sight in Madrid, as the Spanish word for "shoe" also means "corpse".

Jessie was tired of the random hobo talking about her boobs, and she had to know who was accepted into the second round of American Idol. Luck was favoring her this day.

I don't get fashion.

Oh, damnit, I stepped in Steve. Scrape it off.

With his limbs broken and his friend unwilling to help, Larry pulled himself home with his face

Emo prison.

the lost art of vegan self defense... toe-fu!

Salvatore got stuck with last choice look-out, Jimmy the Nap once again.

"hey does it hurt when i do this?" "yes" "what about this"" "yes" "how about now?" "let's get something clear, youre standing on my face...EVERYTHING you do is going to hurt"

New opening for "The L World"

Proof that the government needs to crack down on street corner physiotherapists.

'absolute manslaughter' *the bottle between the legs and shadow, asshole

"Give me a boost!"

Zombie rule #7: Standing on a zombie does not stand in for kicking said zombie, and therefore said zombie is by no means "dead".

Napoleon Dynamite II: In tha Hood

After sitting in the bushes on a stake-out for almost a week now, Detective Peterson believes he may finally have probable cause.

Bob had lurked in the bushes far too long, but finally his fetish of Emo-necro-face-stomping hab been realized.

Poor Jims friends couldn't bear to see her walk all over him like this

poorly drawn penis, my freind lies before me dead, i define emo.

Come on, let me be the Y axis for a while

After Balki left, Cousin Larry had to resort to hiring low-budget dominatrixes to step on him and put cigarettes out on his ass.

Joni came to realize that to find real love, she would need to stop dating dead people.

On bubble bath night the competition at Jessica's bathroom window becomes particularly fierce.

The graffiti these days sure look damn real!

Marco......... Polo.....

TELL ME WHERE YOU ARE JOSH!!!

"Yeah, hi mom ... remember that time I overfed my goldfish and it died? Well, this is much worse: replace "overfed" with "stabbed repeatedly."

The photographer in the bushes was hoping for more, but this was the best shot of the evening!

I know Jim is trying to save money, but don't you think he should just give up Swedish massages instead of finding the cheapest ones out there?

Upside Down F was the answer to the charade

and thats what mom did to dad the other night Bobby.....Bobby? Bobby????

I couldn't help it. It just popped in there.

And thats what mom did to dad Bobby......Bobby? Bobby?????...

the New season of Prisonbreak is starting to lose some of its excitement....