Other Craptions

The child soon learned that if one were to impersonate a statue, one shouldn't hold his mouth open.

In literal fashion Billy had no choice but to flip everyone the bird.

After balancing the bird on his pinky finger for three days, four hours and seven minutes, the boy couldn't believe that a simple sneeze prevented him from breaking a world record.

This picture came from a collection taken by Terrance and Lucy Hitchcock when they took their son Alfred on vacation... he was never the same since.

Resembles a bird and appears to be having a public orgasm? Paris Hilton will be suing for copyright infringement.

Ozzy Osborne, age 6.

John Woo's remake of "Look Whose Talking" really gets hard to follow after about the 3rd gun fight.

"Forest friends! ASSEMBLE!"

Mommy take a picture of me feeding this birdeeEEEAAYYYY OH GOD MAKE IT STOP! PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!

(cont. damn limit) In Soviet Russia, bird feeds on YOU! ^There. Now no one can do those shitty craptions.

FINISH HIM!!! But other than that, Russian and the US are pretty much the same. T mobile. Man these iPod commercials are becoming obtuse. Marco! ... Polo! Human tetris pays a dearly high price. Give me the ring, Frodo. In Soviet

Little known Children's Tylenol side effect: May attract angry pigeons.

BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRD-MAN!

KHAAAAAN!

Hitchock warned us all, but did we listen? No!

The teacher wasn't kidding: punishment for straddling on the field trip to Rome would be quick and severe.

Even pigeons tried to stop the filming of "HOME ALONE XVIII".

Matthew Broderick began training for his role in Ladyhawk at a young age.

What's stranger is that he tries to feed snowflakes bread crumbs.

Billy had taken Eric Draven's money in the third grade. This was the entire premise of the fifth, and hopefully final, iteration of the Crow films.

G-O-D BLESSSS AMER-R-IC ... OW!

"I'm a little teapot, short an- What the fuck?!?!?!!?"

Young Tarzan Jr. had his father's gift for animal summoning.

Davey of the bird people discovering his powers for the first time.

Mr. Dove didn't question why the worm was leaking yellow, his family would eat well tonight.

DIE fucking replicant!!!

Dog fighting and cock fighting are old news. Now we pit pigeons against toddlers, it's awsome.

John Deere pigion traps are devilishly clever

Tweety expected the usual hand job. Little Johnny, feeling especially amorous today, would have none of it.

I AM TOMMY! LORD OF OSHKOSH, BY GOSH AND ALL THINGS FEATHERED! I HAVE TO GO #2!

Well *someone* had to pull his finger. The poor kid was in pain.

FINISH HIM!!! But other than that, Russian and the US are pretty much the same. T mobile. Man these iPod commercials are becoming obtuse. Adolf! ... Hitler! Human tetris pays a dearly high price. Give me the ring, Frodo. In Sovie

Tommy's gross worm-like neck appendage FINALLY has a down side.

Little Eugene just had to know: Do they really taste like chicken?

The giant had been chasing Polly for weeks. He'd had enough. He went for the jugular.

Harvey Birdman's parents are never shown for a reason...

"Aha! I am the mighty Billy. I am the spawn of Satan, the black angel, the messenger of death! Where is your god now, huh? WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!"

Further research revealed there was an extensive history between Fabio and the bird.

What happens everytime Blanket imitates his dad's signature "grab your crotch and yell" move. Damn pigeon!

I'm receiving a message from L.Ron Hubbard

Time Life captures the exact moment the human population contracted the bird flu. Unfortunately the bird was NOT harmed!

That's how little Bobby Simons became the first person to commit suicide by pigeon.

Look, that bird is regurgitating digested worms into little Timmys mouth. That is the sweetest thing I've ever seen

Little Johnny was on a mission to literally prove his mom's statement that "raising kids is for the birds".

Junior bird call champion Danny Bloomberg was about to learn you do not fuck with nature.

The new version of Snow White was considerably more disturbing, illegal, and gay than the original.

OshKosh B'Gosh's new ad campaign, entitled "Critters + Climax", was neither as sexy or adorable as originally intended.

This kid will be known as: "The Pigeoner"

Jim Henson and Stephen King's "THE STAND Babies"