Craptions Classics January 14, 2008

"And how much if I want those two at the same time?"

Alexander L. Hoffman

Other Craptions

In Soviet Russia, you pay tooth fairy!

AngryRantingBob

In Russia; Pimpin really AIN'T easy.

Poom

You! Where is YOUR funny headgear?!

chicagojosh

Furious, the genie appeared from the pot that the old lady had just pissed in...

NeoRudeboy

Do it, I dare ya. Pull my finger.

sethesthesia

"Oh man, you were AWESOME in Planet of the Apes."

Tofuloaf

We will be greeted as liberators. Or maybe Liberaces.

Roland1232

How many times am I gonna have to tell you; no one gets in to see the damn wizard. Not nobody. Not no how.

Matt Gallagher

Uncle Sam's unfortunate and lesser known twin brother Gabriel wanted something completely different from his country.

weatherman5000

Ingrid found it easier than she thought to laugh in the face of Death.

roninhobbit

Scientology had a very slow start.

Hudexter

The thousand nations of the Persian Empire descend upon you!

aborym

Jack the Ripper copycats never got the respect they obviously deserved.

colibri213

Yeah, just go ask Tony Roberts what I did to his career and then we'll see if you're laughing.

BubbaLove
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