Craptions Classics January 13, 2008

"So what did you do with your anthropology degree?" "Man, what DIDN'T I do with my anthropology degree..."

Matt Gallagher

Other Craptions

Britney Spears' second comeback attempt went about as well as anyone could have hoped.

colibri213

By the time he realised that it was a marriage ceremony, it was too late.

jic

It was actually midnight, that's how white Mike was.

cigjonser

Do not be scared, people of earth, we come in FABULOUS peace.

Marcos

lets not ruin this with words

Nick Coffin

For just 38 cents a day you can adopt Vern. He is a Chipendale dancer living in Signapore. He lives in a small hut with only the tiny shirt on his back......Please, call and help.

frrrrrrunkis

It was at that point that I realized that the Taiwanese Citizenship Committee may be pulling one over on me.

keeks137

"THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE LORD OF THE DANCE!"

Nick Coffin

The sands were cleared, the bets were all in, and excitement among the spectators was almost palpable; this would be one hell of a cockfight.

Matt Gallagher

"He fell for it! He really believes it's a traditional folk dance! Wait 'til I get this on YouTube!"

jic

"Try captioning THIS!"

OldLazer

Six out of seven years in Tibet, true story.

Queenoflobster

Tom Cruise goes to church

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