Other Craptions

Britney Spears' second comeback attempt went about as well as anyone could have hoped.

By the time he realised that it was a marriage ceremony, it was too late.

It was actually midnight, that's how white Mike was.

Do not be scared, people of earth, we come in FABULOUS peace.

lets not ruin this with words

For just 38 cents a day you can adopt Vern. He is a Chipendale dancer living in Signapore. He lives in a small hut with only the tiny shirt on his back......Please, call and help.

It was at that point that I realized that the Taiwanese Citizenship Committee may be pulling one over on me.

FINISH HIM!

"THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE LORD OF THE DANCE!"

The sands were cleared, the bets were all in, and excitement among the spectators was almost palpable; this would be one hell of a cockfight.

"He fell for it! He really believes it's a traditional folk dance! Wait 'til I get this on YouTube!"

"Try captioning THIS!"

Six out of seven years in Tibet, true story.

Tom Cruise goes to church

West Village's interpretation of "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon"

I had the strangest dream last night... Magnus, you were in it. Yoshi: think you were in it Magnus

T-Mobile.

So Happy Togetheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrr

As soon as Xang saw Hannes tomato flavored boots, he knew the Finns would win the Being-Eaten-By-A-Crocodile contest once again.

The Village People weren't sure "YMCA" would translate well overseas, but these fans were digging it.

I'm sort of a new Marco Polo; a gay pretend-flying albino Marco Polo.

If it's Tuesday, this must be the Gay Parade.

Red bull doesn't give you wings when you wear that outfit

It wasn't until Barry was dressed in the "traditional" panties and bolero jacket, doing the "traditional" propeller dance, that he began to suspect the locals might be having some fun with him.

"Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore, but frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."

An excerpt from the lesser know 'Where's Juan Valdez' series.

and so the monster for cloverfield is reveiled to the people

Peter smirked. Hung had no idea that, if necessary, Peter would choke Hung to death with his greatest weapon of all...his curiously present but neatly knotted umbilical cord.

To adequately explain this picture in a few short sentences is akin to explaining the origins of the universe and why we as humans are here in a single sentence.

Suddenly Joe didn't think that America was the worst place for a gay person to be.

Dance like a butterfly, Sting like a bee, Reach like a...obese white guy?

Finally, Zack and Bill drew a big enough crowd to use as human sacrifice to summon Xarthyll. As they began the incantation, the poor doomed onlookers suspected nothing.

My milkshake brings all the Chirpas to the yard!

shrinkage

NASA no longer wanted to reach the stars Instead they just wanted to sparkle baby. Biff later exploded on launch

Some presidential candidates will do anything to get votes but this has gone too far! What state is this anyway? Must be near San Francisco where ever it is.

No, you have to make it go around like this. See? White guys just can't do that!

Soldier Boy Up In It, OH!....

Now Icarus! Flap your might wings and fly! Ignore the onlookers and the women's underwear . . . FLY!

Now you, too, can have your own pissing pig!

Signaling the coming of rapture, the lesser known fifth horsemen of the Apocalypse descends to Earth

Proving once again that things get muddled in translation, the Chinese stage their own version of Lord of the Prance...

On next week's Amazing Race, Jack and Jim, two best friends from Oklahoma, are stranded without money in Tibet and must re-enact the ritualistic holy Dance of the Gay Condors in order to move on.

Proving once again that things do not translate well into Chinese, they stage their own production of Lord of the Prance

The exotic mating dance of the 'homo unerectus' often resulted in humiliation and stoning.

Things came to a predictable conclusion when Pamela Anderson took the stage at the Abstinence Festival.

This is the man Brad Pitt portrayed in "7 Years in Tibet?"

With a face like that you can make it anywhere.

Unfortunately, Right Said Fred were no longer Too Sexy for Their Pants.