"So what did you do with your anthropology degree?"
"Man, what DIDN'T I do with my anthropology degree..."
Britney Spears' second comeback attempt went about as well as anyone could have hoped.
By the time he realised that it was a marriage ceremony, it was too late.
It was actually midnight, that's how white Mike was.
Do not be scared, people of earth, we come in FABULOUS peace.
lets not ruin this with words
For just 38 cents a day you can adopt Vern. He is a Chipendale dancer living in Signapore. He lives in a small hut with only the tiny shirt on his back......Please, call and help.
It was at that point that I realized that the Taiwanese Citizenship Committee may be pulling one over on me.
"THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE LORD OF THE DANCE!"
The sands were cleared, the bets were all in, and excitement among the spectators was almost palpable; this would be one hell of a cockfight.
"He fell for it! He really believes it's a traditional folk dance! Wait 'til I get this on YouTube!"
"Try captioning THIS!"
Six out of seven years in Tibet, true story.
Tom Cruise goes to church