Other Craptions

The two seconds prior to the most bizarre insurance claim in the history of Allstate.

"Mum? I'm in the park. Say, could you check craiglist for me?,'cause there is a middle-aged white guy here and he is circleling me on an unicycle, but he isn't juggling. It díd say he would be flashing me, riding an unicycle and juggling, right? "

Larry decided he could no longer live without his shirt and stepped right onto the bicycle track...

Harry The Homeless & Self Appointed Bicycle Lane Cop never thought he'd see the day when the unicycle guy was the only one actually obeying the law.

In 2024 the Eminem-50 cent comeback tour was just sad. You know, with Eminem masturbating on a unicycle and all...

Shooting began today on David Lynch's new film, his adaptation of Beckett's "Waiting For Godot"

Noooo bitch...listen White guy! One wheel! Grabbin his junk! Headin your way!

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What baffled Ali, was not that there was a man riding a unicycle, but that the man, for some reason, was holding a stapler while doing it.

We accept souls as downpayment. T-mobile.... for eternity.

In the race of life, we will take away your wheels. T-mobile

With T-mobile, you are at the standstill while competition speed's ahead.

"Honey..come look at this!! i never thought riding a unicycle while masturbating would look that easy!"

Hello? 911? We got another unicycle in the two wheel or more lane.

You blind, man? This the two wheel lane.

Being homeless doesn't protect you from telemarketing.

Darius looked up just in time but had only a split second to decide how to defend himself: Throw his TracPhone or bludgeon him with his jumbo bag of freshly roasted Spanish peanuts.

worlds collide

Think about it, a white man masturbating in a unicycle, another way to keep a brotha down

And so it was...the immovable object finally met the irresistible force.

"very funny guys, come back with the rest of my bike"

Mushmouth was slowing starting to realize that moving to Vermont after retirement was a bad idea. "Budeep a bubba da beep my lubba!"

"I see white people"

say bro,i,ll sell you the other half of that bike fo five dollas.

Rebel Lesson 12: Always ride your vehicle in the wrongly designated lanes.

One wheel. One testical. Lance Armstrong...his arm is strong because he's only down to one nut! www.NeilsNotes.com

Shirtless in the park, riding a unicycle - that's two more off the "Bucket List!"

Nobody saw it coming until it was too late...The Greenpeace coup was bloody, but they had finally gotten their way...now everyone walks or rides bicycles or unicycles...any other mode of transportation is PUNISHABLE BY DEATH!!! WHO'S THE TREE-HUGGIN

Mom says "Now shut the hell up!"

mere moments before the elderly man was clotheslined from his unicycle

Sir Mixalot's employee testing out the new girls

some one nicked half freds bike!

Yeah, member when I told yo son he'll get one a dem one-wheeled bikes when I pull it out my ass. Yeah, well tell him Merry Christmas No, Dummy! But I'm bout to pull it out some honkey's ass.

With the hive of yellow jackets shoved down his pants, Little Timmy soon realized he had taken the story of the birds and the bees entirely too literal.

White man stole my bike! Well..part of it.

where will you be when diahorea strikes?

When the two rival superheroes crossed paths, the bikers cleared the scene, knowing what was about to happen. Quickly checking himself, Unicycle-man's greatest fear was realised when he realised his arch enemy díd use his psychic powers to remove his

Well the road sign on the ground indicates for masturbation.

Trust me bro! Lil' Kim ain't at THIS bike show.

They went through the motions, of giving secret hand signals to each other to acknowledge their love as they passed each other, like they have for the past six years. But one day, Crackhead Carl knew deep in his heart that he and Unicycle Man would

The Verizon network was nowhere near as impressive when customers opted for the Economy Plan.

Yeah, laugh now bitch! You should neva pulled that shit on me! I came spectin Chapelle's block party and it's a fuckin John Tesh show! I'm gonna fuck you up bitch when I get back! Mutha fucka!

THat guy on the unicycle is breaking the law. Only bikes with two wheels can go on that lane. No wonder that pedestrian is staring at him

Sure...I may be just riding a unicycle. But at least I'm not walking...and against the flow of traffic...and black. http://neilsnotes.com/index.php?page=13&catid=11&sku=ENGL--CD00330

Somebody stole the black guy's wheels for a change???? Bwwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! www.NeilsNotes.com

Some people just don't understand bike trails.

UnicycleStrong's only supporter/member/activist and founder Larry Hammersburg, who lost his testicle whilst learning how to ride his unicycle, protects his nut.

Still black men in the neighborhood? An albino on a unicycle. That should do it.

Maan, hol up, hol up...ders dis mawfuckin white boi right...