Craptions Classics January 11, 2008

Where will you be when diarrhea strikes???

Wookz

Other Craptions

"I find the easiest way to check the gender is just to flip 'em over like this. You'll wanna hold 'em with both hands so they don't kick you."

planB

It was clear that Dave had missed the first half of the CPR class

Soggysausages

And thats when Bob realized. He was gay

yota73190

Best. Job interview. Ever.

Wembley

Broken-hearted, Sue Ellen couldn't understand why no one wanted to grab her ass, especially with her sexy bleach blonde mullet.

theseattleseven

"you put your right hand in, you pull your right hand out, you put your right hand in and shake it all about..."

namesnatcher

Heimlich manoeuvre. Bob Heimlich manoeuvre.

mmpl

Todd demonstrates to his Fraternity brothers the most effective method for using new "supository roofies". Reviews are skeptical.

AbbyNormal

White people's idea of "SMACK THAT BITCH UP"!!

ot0_m0t0

We like to call this a "kegel stand"

IrishTerror

Joe would do anything to take attention away from his David Hasselhoff tanktop.

123456

All hell broke loose when Kim announced the new "Find The Candy Bar On My Body" competition at this years Special Olympics...

flyingmnky

The redneck pregnancy test is a lot more fun than any you could buy at a store.

gatorboymike

And to think, Bob almost said no when his sister asked him to come to her lesbian rally.

martian786
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