Bahrat-Sahreef-al-Panja showing his virtuosic grace as Bombay's air guitar king, while simultaneously expressing his penchant for cross-dressing and taking cumshots to the face. He is, without a doubt, the classic triple-threat.
That's right! Praise me bitches, for I am Samal, the greatest breakdancer in all of India, nay, the world! Hey, Mother Theresa, keep the beat darling lest I let loose my pants cobra on your fine ass. By Budda, it's great to be me.