Other Craptions

nostrodamus predicting the wii

i dont understand what is happening in this picture. bomb them.

Haji's final stunt was rainbowing a stream of piss into a tray of cups balanced on his head using his ridiculously long invisible penis. The crowd waits anxiously for him to overcome his stage fright.

Mustafa could tell his act needed some work but one thing was certain: he was getting laid tonight.

Not that I don't appreciate the effort, but it just took you 40 minutes for our drinks. And this tastes like Diet Coke.

Bollywood's first & only foray into the world of porn was monumental in it's failure...

He's OK, but you should see the guy who brings the cream and sugar.

Indian idol winner, Panjabi Vin Diesel, is admired by groupies for having 3 career paths open up for him: the outsourced coffee table job for IKEA, pole-dancing instructor and an Ipod dock.

They ordered decaf. He brought regular. Stabbing himself in the heart was his only choice.

As his desperation mounted Klinger's attempts to get that Section 8 grew increasingly bizarre.

SIX!!! SIX URINE SAMPLES ON MY HEAD HAHAHAHA!!!!!

Ball in a cup auditions are harder than rumored

Bahrat-Sahreef-al-Panja showing his virtuosic grace as Bombay's air guitar king, while simultaneously expressing his penchant for cross-dressing and taking cumshots to the face. He is, without a doubt, the classic triple-threat.

That's right! Praise me bitches, for I am Samal, the greatest breakdancer in all of India, nay, the world! Hey, Mother Theresa, keep the beat darling lest I let loose my pants cobra on your fine ass. By Budda, it's great to be me.

It's great that Led Zeppelin is back, but they seem...different.

After this Jim knew his drumming would not win the talent show

Alcohol always went to Jafar's head...

After all his hard work, I didn't have the heart to tell him learning the "Matrix move" made him look like a douche.

Whoa! I have that same table in my living room.

In an attempt to fix a leaky pipe, Samuel didn't realize his sink was actually a time machine.

Apparently oil is only one reason to bomb the middle east.

Uwe Boll's adaptation of 'The Prince of Persia.'

Indian carnival games may be different; but if you win, you still walk away with a goldfish in a bag.

"You bitch, why couldn't you just ask for a rum and coke."

The performance when smoothly until Lois noticed Larry was wearing her slippers.

When he started begging for his life, I just knew he'd make the perfect coffee table.

Sanjay was Bombay's answer to the Fonz. He sucked ass.

After Saved by the Bell, Screech's career took a downhill turn.

"I'M A LITTLE TEAPOT, SHORT AND STOUT..."

Tommy looked on helplessly with his drum. He knew he'd be a star one day too.

Somewhere a televangelist is having a stroke due to this picture.

"Alright now for the next part of this trick I'll need total concentration.... hey you over there, what are you doing with that large drum?!?!"

Brendan Fraser researchs role for up and coming movie The Mummy 3; Drums of King Kufu

Johnny "Dancin' Shoes" Smith was sadly mistaken thinking the move to Head Waiter was a promotion..

She stopped to admire the waiter as he used a rock-slide to deliver drinks to the table. Delivering the gigantic wheel of cheese would have to wait...

The Table Dance meets the Hand Job with disappointing results.

Ossama's gay brother, Larry Bin Laden, continued to hustle drinks at a waterfront dive in Beirut until the paparazzi made his life intolerable.

Once a gay hairdresser, always a gay hairdresser.

Guys will do just about anything to get laid. This guy probably should have just bought some jewelry. Probably more effective.

Kevin watched Saheed intently, knowing that one day, he too would become head waiter.

If Rob Van Winkle pissed in a mug, and offered it to Johnny cash as a drink, Mr. Cash would refuse the offer. Not because he it's disgusting, but because Johnny Cash knows that he himself is not worthy to have Vanilla Ice's piss in his mouth.

Mustafa was the best pole dancer in the Middle East. To further his career, he went to Las Vegas. It was a HUGE mistake

If a enuh looks at the naked female he turns to stone instantly. Later they are recycled as cofee tables.

With the entire harem looking on, Daniel Day-Lewis performed the ceremonial presentation of the Jager shots.

'Don't get a boner. Don't get a boner. Don't get a boner. Don't get a boner. Don't get a boner. Don't get a boner. Don't get a boner.....OH shit!'

"Give it up for Abizudullah "Good" Knievel and his amazing ping pong ball of anal lodging."

...so other than that one thing, spring break in Islamabad is pretty much the same...

This is what Spaceship Earth would look like if Larry Flint bought EPCOT.

This is Aladdin's life after Genie left...