theseattleseven
Haji's final stunt was rainbowing a stream of piss into a tray of cups balanced on his head using his ridiculously long invisible penis. The crowd waits anxiously for him to overcome his stage fright.
imthe_d
Mustafa could tell his act needed some work but one thing was certain: he was getting laid tonight.
keeks137
Not that I don't appreciate the effort, but it just took you 40 minutes for our drinks. And this tastes like Diet Coke.
flyingmnky
Bollywood's first & only foray into the world of porn was monumental in it's failure...
ot0_m0t0
Indian idol winner, Panjabi Vin Diesel, is admired by groupies for having 3 career paths open up for him: the outsourced coffee table job for IKEA, pole-dancing instructor and an Ipod dock.
planB
They ordered decaf. He brought regular. Stabbing himself in the heart was his only choice.
Dire_Ria
As his desperation mounted Klinger's attempts to get that Section 8 grew increasingly bizarre.
WarpZone
Bahrat-Sahreef-al-Panja showing his virtuosic grace as Bombay's air guitar king, while simultaneously expressing his penchant for cross-dressing and taking cumshots to the face. He is, without a doubt, the classic triple-threat.
BubbaLove
That's right! Praise me bitches, for I am Samal, the greatest breakdancer in all of India, nay, the world! Hey, Mother Theresa, keep the beat darling lest I let loose my pants cobra on your fine ass. By Budda, it's great to be me.
Pyroferret
In an attempt to fix a leaky pipe, Samuel didn't realize his sink was actually a time machine.
thewarholian
After all his hard work, I didn't have the heart to tell him learning the "Matrix move" made him look like a douche.
Kutulhu
Indian carnival games may be different; but if you win, you still walk away with a goldfish in a bag.
IrishTerror
Tommy looked on helplessly with his drum. He knew he'd be a star one day too.
Pulatso
The performance when smoothly until Lois noticed Larry was wearing her slippers.
jojohoser
When he started begging for his life, I just knew he'd make the perfect coffee table.
Wookz
"Alright now for the next part of this trick I'll need total concentration.... hey you over there, what are you doing with that large drum?!?!"
JackieTreehorn
With the entire harem looking on, Daniel Day-Lewis performed the ceremonial presentation of the Jager shots.
keithrogan
Ossama's gay brother, Larry Bin Laden, continued to hustle drinks at a waterfront dive in Beirut until the paparazzi made his life intolerable.
NeoRudeboy
She stopped to admire the waiter as he used a rock-slide to deliver drinks to the table. Delivering the gigantic wheel of cheese would have to wait...
Soggysausages
Brendan Fraser researchs role for up and coming movie The Mummy 3; Drums of King Kufu
ot0_m0t0
If a enuh looks at the naked female he turns to stone instantly. Later they are recycled as cofee tables.
TheFool
...so other than that one thing, spring break in Islamabad is pretty much the same...
mmpl
"Give it up for Abizudullah "Good" Knievel and his amazing ping pong ball of anal lodging."
roninhobbit
The crowd gathered, unified in their awe. They had finally discovered the ancient Persian 'Super Gay and Retarded End Table'.
vasrchr
A Bethlehem security cam snapshot of the second drummer boy showing appearantly why he never made it to the manger.
Stretch
Mustafa was the best pole dancer in the Middle East. To further his career, he went to Las Vegas. It was a HUGE mistake
akiyoshi
Artistic representation of when your want to scratch your ass and you can't use your hands.
kdsnyder
Johnny "Dancin' Shoes" Smith was sadly mistaken thinking the move to Head Waiter was a promotion..
kingsteve14
Guys will do just about anything to get laid. This guy probably should have just bought some jewelry. Probably more effective.
BlackSuit
If Rob Van Winkle pissed in a mug, and offered it to Johnny cash as a drink, Mr. Cash would refuse the offer. Not because he it's disgusting, but because Johnny Cash knows that he himself is not worthy to have Vanilla Ice's piss in his mouth.
WaistcoatBoy
'Don't get a boner. Don't get a boner. Don't get a boner. Don't get a boner. Don't get a boner. Don't get a boner. Don't get a boner.....OH shit!'
enthrall
Though it came out first, "Drum Girl, Six Cups" didn't achieve the same popularity.
djseifer
Kevin watched Saheed intently, knowing that one day, he too would become head waiter.
gatorboymike
Having saved the world, Captain Jack Sparrow had nothing more interesting to do in the fourth Pirates of the Carribbean movie than get a job at the local watering hole.
IrishTerror
Hey! They photoshopped out the dude whose cock this guy was milking into that pitcher.
pizzamogul
A surprise hit on the new Al Jazeera Gameshow Network was the Yemen version of 'The Gong Show'.
Austen
What they failed to realize, was every time they asked, it was really breaking Achmed's, the limbo-master-waiter, spine.
aborym
Al-hazred's attempts to divert their attention from his terrifying schnoz were unfruitful.
JewelsVern
The Bollywood version of Rocky And Bullwinkle was ingenious, to say the least.
Pyroferret
The women didn't care how long he was saying it was. They weren't sleeping with him if he couldn't even handle a whole round of invisible masturbation.
rbosch
Muhammad bin Mūsā al-Khwārizmī would invent algebra later that night, forever perpetuating conflict and contradiction in the Middle East.
I-Rod
"In todays handjob lesson, I'm gonna teach you ladies the right squeezing techniques"
Calciphoce
Kids, stay in school or you'll end up being a gay dancer in a transvestite-run slave camp.
dcicourelh
Hajir performs the incomparable feat of leaning backwards, holding a plate of drinks on his head, and playing volleyball with a large drum.
styanderson
Ahmed had been frozen in prayer to Allah for so long that people started to take the piss.
simplicityiskey
He never imagined his punishment as a chambermaid in the sultan's harem would ever come to this.
Yabels
Shamus O'Finnegan was quite the drunk, even for an Irishman. Today, he couldn't tell that he left his drinks on top of his head.
BigPhillyMan
The mating rituals of the skinned kneed gypsy tribe is seen as strange and confusing. The males balance a tray of acid filled cups on their heads as they repeatedly punch themselves in the testicles to show their virilence and concentration.
Crenshaw
Raj prepares to catch the 47 plates, 23 cups, 15 saucers, and 8 goblets he also inadvertently crashed into.
jumper69
Thinking that this was just another hallucination brought on by the Dimensia in his latter years, Harold averted his gaze from the beastly thing, turned, and went home to double his dosage of Anti-Psychotic Medication...
Newguy40
Johnny Depp's portraly of Ali "The Mad Waiter of Madras Street" had catuplted his career to even greater heights!!!
Flaming_Hito
Those who don't beleive that everything is relative should be reminded that this guy is getting the chicks.
mrbongonwc
Akbar may have had Rick James' taste, but he was the greatest Beer Pong champion I've ever witnessed.
Ruaerikoholic
Sadly after his street fighting career was over, Dhalsim did odd jobs for the rest of his life, looking to make it to the age of 65 to collect social security, this is the last known photo of him
big
I'm sick of having to hang out here and wait tables . My agent told me he'd get me an audition for "Alladin III" but NOTHING has has happenned.
shua1180
Maybe next time you'll say thank you when someone holds the door open for you, you inconsiderate fuck.
mw27
Even after the accident that paralyzed him from the waist down, Hareem was determined to keep working as a waiter in the popular adult club "the Magic Carpet," and he soon realized that without his wheelchair, he could make hundreds in sympathy tips.
cioeboy
Even if he has to start small Haji will one day attain his dream of being a dining room table.
theHeadCase
Due to a severe lacking of poles in the Middle East, citizens have been forced to play a game of limbo that requires only one person and is impoosible to win.
Danzz
I was told by the nurse to put my sample into the cup, When she asked if I needed assistance this isn’t what I expected and I don’t think he did either.
megoodatengish
For protection the most deadly animal in the world is kept aa safe distance
bjgates
Ah, the northwestern tranny bear, known for their love of bikes and taste in cheap necklaces.
JoyBeth
"Psst..you can't see it, but he is holding on to one of those invisible ropes" Jeez Ali, do you have to ruin everything?
orangemtl
"I don't care HOW he got our drinks to the table, he still ain't gettin' more than a 10% tip."
ariggsy
Not only could freds hand give you the "finger" but so could his lower jaw. TAKE THAT!
petejc003
Ahmad hates his new job. But hey, it beats his old one: being a member of gay Sultan Rashid's harem.
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