Other Craptions

Due to budget constraints, Sanjeev Knievel was forced to cancel his "jump the Taj Mahal" stunt and go with "Jump Taj"

What's really going on when you hear "All of our operators are currently busy assisting other customers. Your business is important to us. We will answer calls in the order in which they were received..."

The people of this impoverished nation are forced to do their daredevil stunts with just a handful of bricks. For just a couple of cents a day you can sponsor a ring of fire.

"If you should sustain an erection for more than 3 hours, use motorbike"

The unexpected effect of tearing that tag off of your mattress.

The Indian chapter of Cobra Kai finally gets Daniel-san.

Don't worry, we're white-belts. No, it's cool. Seriously, I do this all the time. You can even ask my mom.

"...and sensual massages from the local beauties." THE BROCHURE LIED!

You know what, I fucking game 54 cents a day for this...fuck you people. I don't see one damn pair of shoes!

Sanjeev Knievel delighted local audiences last week by using his motorcycle to squish members of a lower caste.

Pending a continued lack of support, the Third World will take AIDS prevention into their own hands.

The life expectancy for the average male in New Delhi is 22 years. Experts speculate a poor diet and dire living conditions. But haven’t ruled out stupidity either.

The reason why the phrase "Jump The Shark" means absolutely nothing in Pakistan...

Countless American's are flocking to India due to the high cost of gender reassigment surgery only to find out you get what you pay for.

In this year's Indian X-Games, Raj easily took home the gold medal in the "cockjumping" event.

Well fuck it, I'm gonna go piss in the Westlaw printer.

Knowing that this was his last resort before having to get a colonic, Taj prayed that the motorcycle's vibrations would shake loose the blocked stool.

God damn this writer's strike.

Forced to wear the floral dress of shame, Solafu could only watch while the others had the greatest time of their lives executing a rival ninja...

Bangalore Danger Duo: YOU CAN'T ESCAPE THE DANGER!!!!!!!!

In India, the unemployment rate is so high that people take jobs as speed bumps. Unfortunately, the turnover rate is pretty high...

The installation of the new speed bumps in New Delhi were view by the locals with some suspicion...

Motorcycle-assisted super-heimlich manuevers have been known to cause throat blockages to fly up to 500 feet in the air

The Hindi mob showed the kung fu school instructor exactly why that, yes indeed, you do need to pay protection money...

Shortly after this picture was taken, Thich Quang Duc (left) would go on to insult their masculinity and then light himself on fucking fire to prove it.

Screen shot from the new PS3 exclusive Kung Fu vs Dirt Bike Extreme coming soon!

Even speedbumps are being outsorced.

Not having access to buses, they quickly learned school teachers were far less exciting.

Extreme Customer Service

The second most insulting thing in the world next to your mom jokes is "Go get circumcised in India".

Just TRUST ME! I'm an experienced phallic chiropractor! Now hold still while I rev...

JUST HOLD STILL!

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Sure, Bollywood does movie musicals well, but their action films leave something to be desired.

A frequent masturbator, Andrew and his calloused cock travelled the world for their next big fix.

The Vietnamese version of Roots clearly lost a few things in translation.

Evel Knievel Asian style.

As Bardeep Knievel soon learned, it's all fun and games until someone loses a spleen...

Apu was caught for the final time eating a Mcds' hamburger.

And this is why the US doesn't instigate capital punishment in third world countries...

American Gladiators - New Delhi seems to be lacking when compared to the American version.

What's with the boner, man? I told you I can only clear the jump if you keep your shit down. I could have been fucking KILLED!

While broadly similar, all governments tailors their driving test to reflect real life driving conditions in their respective countries.

"Coming up next...Truckasaurus!!"

"Can I get a blind volunteer from the audience, please?"

Bollywood presents: Chuck Norris's "The Delta Force"

Throwing somebody under the bus doesn't work if your town doesn't have a bus.

They had learned the art of karate from playing old NES games, so it was only natural they made their own cheat codes.

Evel Bollynevel.