ewhite06
Due to budget constraints, Sanjeev Knievel was forced to cancel his "jump the Taj Mahal" stunt and go with "Jump Taj"
Wembley
What's really going on when you hear "All of our operators are currently busy assisting other customers. Your business is important to us. We will answer calls in the order in which they were received..."
IrishTerror
The people of this impoverished nation are forced to do their daredevil stunts with just a handful of bricks. For just a couple of cents a day you can sponsor a ring of fire.
WarpZone
Don't worry, we're white-belts. No, it's cool. Seriously, I do this all the time. You can even ask my mom.
kshipley
You know what, I fucking game 54 cents a day for this...fuck you people. I don't see one damn pair of shoes!
cdw
Sanjeev Knievel delighted local audiences last week by using his motorcycle to squish members of a lower caste.
keeks137
Pending a continued lack of support, the Third World will take AIDS prevention into their own hands.
theseattleseven
Countless American's are flocking to India due to the high cost of gender reassigment surgery only to find out you get what you pay for.
substructure
The life expectancy for the average male in New Delhi is 22 years. Experts speculate a poor diet and dire living conditions. But haven’t ruled out stupidity either.
theschrutebuck
In this year's Indian X-Games, Raj easily took home the gold medal in the "cockjumping" event.
BubbaLove
The reason why the phrase "Jump The Shark" means absolutely nothing in Pakistan...
rbosch
Knowing that this was his last resort before having to get a colonic, Taj prayed that the motorcycle's vibrations would shake loose the blocked stool.
NeoRudeboy
Forced to wear the floral dress of shame, Solafu could only watch while the others had the greatest time of their lives executing a rival ninja...
NeoRudeboy
Motorcycle-assisted super-heimlich manuevers have been known to cause throat blockages to fly up to 500 feet in the air
aborym
Shortly after this picture was taken, Thich Quang Duc (left) would go on to insult their masculinity and then light himself on fucking fire to prove it.
abend954
In India, the unemployment rate is so high that people take jobs as speed bumps. Unfortunately, the turnover rate is pretty high...
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The installation of the new speed bumps in New Delhi were view by the locals with some suspicion...
flyingmnky
Screen shot from the new PS3 exclusive Kung Fu vs Dirt Bike Extreme coming soon!
TurdFerguson
The Hindi mob showed the kung fu school instructor exactly why that, yes indeed, you do need to pay protection money...
HyruleanHyroe
Just TRUST ME! I'm an experienced phallic chiropractor! Now hold still while I rev...
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Not having access to buses, they quickly learned school teachers were far less exciting.
Wookz
And this is why the US doesn't instigate capital punishment in third world countries...
Flaming_Hito
They had learned the art of karate from playing old NES games, so it was only natural they made their own cheat codes.
Calciphoce
The second most insulting thing in the world next to your mom jokes is "Go get circumcised in India".
zbeebs
Sure, Bollywood does movie musicals well, but their action films leave something to be desired.
kdsnyder
As Bardeep Knievel soon learned, it's all fun and games until someone loses a spleen...
porsche
American Gladiators - New Delhi seems to be lacking when compared to the American version.
roninhobbit
What's with the boner, man? I told you I can only clear the jump if you keep your shit down. I could have been fucking KILLED!
subtle_rift
While broadly similar, all governments tailors their driving test to reflect real life driving conditions in their respective countries.
Invisithorne
A frequent masturbator, Andrew and his calloused cock travelled the world for their next big fix.
JewelsVern
Throwing somebody under the bus doesn't work if your town doesn't have a bus.
monsterjavabass
The Japanese had a way of adopting cultures then taking them to the extreme. Here we see their take on orthodox Judaism: Insane-Crazy-Fun Motorcycle Circumcision!!!
Wookz
And this is why the U.S. doesn't instigate capital punishment in third world countries...
Andyli1004
For just a couple of cents a day you can sponsor a ring of fire. I am johnsir, a successful and rich man from us. Internet is a quite good place to meet friends and even find whatever your need. i just want to find a right partner who is interested i
visijared
George W insisted on hand-choosing some new Iraqi laws and punishments, such as this one for "dat dem der Jaywalkers"
Sebastian
"Sir! We have confirmation that a cure for paralysis has been found in India. But, it's going to cost." ... "That's right... all the tea."
pdgaert8928
I see you carry a lot of tension in your back. I have just the technique for that.
gatorboymike
By Karate Kid 5, they were really reaching for ways to make Daniel-san feel emo.
landrush
When the Benelli company first visited their small village everybody thought it was great; but when Ali bought a Suzuki they all learned what the Italians really meant by exclusive right to sale.
Tofuloaf
After 10 years with bricks permanently lodged in his side, Anand was open to just about any procedure.
nuro
Evel Kenieval was actually already reincarnated before he died, which actaully explains alot about his last 15 years or so.
simplicityiskey
After a humiliating accident at the Indian Strongman Contest, Vasgash moved to the U.S. to pursue his second life goal of owning a motel chain.
Stretch
Everyone in India jumped into the motorcycle/leather jacket fad after Happy Days premiered on television in 2008
DanOhh
Moments before Evel Babaganoosh's tragic landing at the New Delhi Caesars Palace.
styanderson
Poverty in India leads to use of corpses as speed humps in residential areas.
BaronOttomatic
Despite his recent appearance in the homoerotic remake of "Two Girls, One Cup", Ranjit decided next time he's choosing truth.
twenty2
I KNEW IT!!! The Fonzie Fan Club wing of Al-Queda was behind the assisination of Bhutto.
kingsteve14
The recent death of Evel Knievel has left a void in the daredevil industry. That void will soon be filled by this man.
clintus
The town watched in anticipation as Steve attemped to break the Human-jump rope on a motorcycle record of 1/2.
Prizm
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nuro
We here at Dutrex take testign the friction coeffecient that melts condoms very very seriouly.
djseifer
Though Naheem was initially excited to be chosen as India's Evel Kneivel, he was disappointed when he saw the slow learning curve for motorcycle jump lessons.
vasrchr
The New Dheli police deploy a Singh-er strip to stop the bad guy in their version of COPs.
Belljar84
Okay guys, I'm so ready for this....So...the bricks on my sides are gonna support the wheels?
ihvdaphone
The PGR(Project Gotham Racing) sieries got out of hand when they started using bikes, dont wory this does not hurt, last time it was a minicooper.
jeffypoo
No one knew why Bill wanted his pubes shaved. Nor did they understand why he wanted to do it with a motorcycle wheel.
Stringbean
With unemployment at an all-time high, people lined up to interview for the job of Speed Bump.
Austin316
Little Omar watched in sadness. Deep down, he knew his father could never fill the hole in his heart that Evel Knievel left.
Crenshaw
Raj prepares to catch the 47 plates, 23 cups, 15 saucers, and 8 goblets he also inadvertently crashed into.
Operator238
Raul has finally combined his life long ambitions of Karate master, motorcyle racer, Mexican Chuck Norris Look-A-like, and mohel into one kick ass dream.
rakuenCallisto
In Martial Arts of India, yellow belts go through strenuous and vigurous training.
rakuenCallisto
In the Indias, martial arts is taken very seriously. Even children that start off at Yellow belts are actually "jumped" into the class.
vasrchr
Here we see Erik Estrada in a action scene from the original Bollywood version of CHiPs.
kdawg8762
The Pakastanians believed that the children's game Red Rover needed to be taken to the next level.
kanelstrejf
After a broken marriage, a breakup with his girlfriend and a traffic accident, Billy decided to cut he's wrist with the symbol of hope, the pigeon at the town suqare.
cjrmommy
Breaking News: America is adopting this Indian punishment for rapists! Watch our crime rates drop dramatically!
treefinger
Now, if I can have a volunteer from the audience, I will attempt to saw them in half with this motorcycle...
donmafia004
"Traditional circumcision rituals become more radical as societies modernize."
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