To this day, Antonio looks down from heaven and curses the exact moment Mt Vesuvius chose to erupt.
Would you call that a ficus or a spruuuUUUUWHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!
Everything Pastor McCaffery touched turned to gold.
Despite being immortalized in bronze, "Tag, you're Sh*t" never really caught on.
"It is art, officer!" screamed a flustered Michael Jackson.
"Remember that time I stuck my finger up your ass? I think I'm gonna make a sculture of that."
Siamese twins are no laughing matter.
That poor tree is going to be in every pervert's photo album for the next 60 years
Once you get past the whole "child molesting" thing, King Midas was an alright guy.
Kyle desperately tried to stop the explosive flatulence before his brother was launched into the sea.
"Memories of Childhood" by Elton John.
Young Charlie Watson soon would realize he had the ability to shit out exact clones of himself at will.
Billy and Jack were considered the most unfortunate Siamese twins in history.
Your tax dollars at work.