Other Craptions

Would you call that a ficus or a spruuuUUUUWHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!

Everything Pastor McCaffery touched turned to gold.

Despite being immortalized in bronze, "Tag, you're Sh*t" never really caught on.

"It is art, officer!" screamed a flustered Michael Jackson.

"Remember that time I stuck my finger up your ass? I think I'm gonna make a sculture of that."

Siamese twins are no laughing matter.

GOLDFINGER!

That poor tree is going to be in every pervert's photo album for the next 60 years

Once you get past the whole "child molesting" thing, King Midas was an alright guy.

Kyle desperately tried to stop the explosive flatulence before his brother was launched into the sea.

"Memories of Childhood" by Elton John.

Young Charlie Watson soon would realize he had the ability to shit out exact clones of himself at will.

Your tax dollars at work.

Billy and Jack were considered the most unfortunate Siamese twins in history.

Quick! Distract them while I stash the dope!

"No, Jimmy, trust me, it feels good. Hey why does that chick have snakes on her -"

The newest Coppertone ad was a bit too racy for the general public's liking.

I got the tapeworm! Run!

-"Where is my GI Joe?" -"Up my butt and around the corner." -"Oh, ok" -"Wait- OWW!"

Yes, it's exactly what it looks like. And yes, it's from Japan.

"That's right Benjamin, finger me to the stars!"

And here we see the proctology wing at the Lord of the Flies Hospital...

I'm telling you it's in there. If you dig a little deeper you'll find FOX TV.

No one told Timmy that anal probing would give him the gift of flight, but he knew, oh, he knew.

Okay...now stick your finger up his butt and hold it for about 5 days while I sculpt my masterpiece.

Look, you finally did it. But did you really have to make a statue of it?

"Guess Who!"

Susie was disappointed when she suggested playing "Doctor" and Johnny chose "proctologist."

King Midas as a child had a perverted sense of humor.

In the XVIII century you had to wait longer for porn, and it wasn't as rewarding.

Nobody never knew what Peter Pan's "happy thoughts" where until now.

The Cracked.com webmaster pulls yet another picture out for the Craption contest.

This little tale from Sodom and Gomorrah never made it into the King James Version.

Unlike the past, the modern hitchhiker requires more effort

Kids today.

Tourism rates dropped drastically after Miami unveiled the Children's Prostate Exam Memorial.

King Midas had declared homosexuality illegal in his kingdom and he set to make an example of Dave and Jerry's "exploration".

How God punishes Idolers.

In memory of the Little Dutch Boy's astigmatic cousin.

Back in the Roman days, Rent the musical was a little different!

The statue of Siegfried & Roy as children didn't gain as much attention as the artist had hoped

Some men are bred... But others are born... Proctologists.

Tears forming in his eyes, Michael Jackson softly said: "This is truly art."

Friends don't let friends worry about prostate cancer.

Quit flinching and being such a baby, it only hurts for a second or two, after it is in, it feels really good, and my uncle told me it isn't bad, just private.

And, just a reminder that your NEW Ronco Home Carbonite machine is not for use by Children under the age of 18. Please enjouy your New Ronco Home Carbonite Machine Safely!

While playing cowboys and Indians, fantasy play took a turn for the worst when Jonny followed the Indian into the cave!

omitted from all but the first olympics, testicle sling was as painful for the audience as it was the athletes.

Now smell my finger!