Tofuloaf
To this day, Antonio looks down from heaven and curses the exact moment Mt Vesuvius chose to erupt.
JackieTreehorn
Would you call that a ficus or a spruuuUUUUWHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!
timberwolf51
Despite being immortalized in bronze, "Tag, you're Sh*t" never really caught on.
kingsteve14
"Remember that time I stuck my finger up your ass? I think I'm gonna make a sculture of that."
Stretch
That poor tree is going to be in every pervert's photo album for the next 60 years
Poom
Once you get past the whole "child molesting" thing, King Midas was an alright guy.
rbosch
Kyle desperately tried to stop the explosive flatulence before his brother was launched into the sea.
frrrrrrunkis
Young Charlie Watson soon would realize he had the ability to shit out exact clones of himself at will.
martian786
Billy and Jack were considered the most unfortunate Siamese twins in history.
colibri213
"No, Jimmy, trust me, it feels good. Hey why does that chick have snakes on her -"
pizzamogul
The newest Coppertone ad was a bit too racy for the general public's liking.
planB
-"Where is my GI Joe?" -"Up my butt and around the corner." -"Oh, ok" -"Wait- OWW!"
AbbyNormal
No one told Timmy that anal probing would give him the gift of flight, but he knew, oh, he knew.
notsoclever
Okay...now stick your finger up his butt and hold it for about 5 days while I sculpt my masterpiece.
randychico
In the XVIII century you had to wait longer for porn, and it wasn't as rewarding.
RhinoDoc
Susie was disappointed when she suggested playing "Doctor" and Johnny chose "proctologist."
theseattleseven
This little tale from Sodom and Gomorrah never made it into the King James Version.
Textures
The Cracked.com webmaster pulls yet another picture out for the Craption contest.
Tag119
The statue of Siegfried & Roy as children didn't gain as much attention as the artist had hoped
WarGames
King Midas had declared homosexuality illegal in his kingdom and he set to make an example of Dave and Jerry's "exploration".
djseifer
Tourism rates dropped drastically after Miami unveiled the Children's Prostate Exam Memorial.
IrishTerror
The Discovery Kids Camp that Simon signed up for was not what he had in mind.
monkey_marshal
The statue in the main square in Lesbos was loved and cherished by thousands!
kdsnyder
The famous statue "From Sack to Shining Sea" is one of France's biggest tourist stops....
Yabels
Here stands a memorial to a scene from John Knowles lesser known work, "A Separate Piece of Ass".
JasonF
Mike was both shocked and relieved: shocked, that the cultural differences could be so vast, and relieved that he would not have to teach his children the Malaysian version of 'The Hokey-Pokey.'
nuro
omitted from all but the first olympics, testicle sling was as painful for the audience as it was the athletes.
dickon
While playing cowboys and Indians, fantasy play took a turn for the worst when Jonny followed the Indian into the cave!
Glokta
"Don't make me do it, i swear i will, don't test me man! Yes thats right. Wave normally to the boat."
Newguy40
And, just a reminder that your NEW Ronco Home Carbonite machine is not for use by Children under the age of 18. Please enjouy your New Ronco Home Carbonite Machine Safely!
JasonF
"No, Chewie. This is definitely NOT Han Solo. No, you can't keep it. It's weird."
sethesthesia
Hans didn't quite grasp the technique of pick-pocketing, but Jakob wasn't about to correct him.
LordSpark
It was at this point that parents began to question the effects of Naruto on America's children.
BillyShears
"What do you mean your hand is stuck?" asked the classmate of a the young Senator Craig.
LordSpark
It was at this point that parents began to worry about the effects of Naruto on their children.
carissa1275
Quit flinching and being such a baby, it only hurts for a second or two, after it is in, it feels really good, and my uncle told me it isn't bad, just private.
carissa1275
Oh stop flinching, quit being such a baby. it only hurts for a second or two, then it feels real good. And, my uncle told me it isn't bad, just private.
Snorgu_Szotz
Oh God! If Billy's ass sucks up the car keys, too, we'll NEVER get home for dinner!
Snorgu_Szotz
Oh God! If Billy's ass sucks up the car keys, too, we'll NEVER get home for dinner!
TwistedMonkey
In retrospect Cardinal Shaw could see why having "Alterboys at play" commissioned for the church playground had raised a few eyebrows.
psychogirl7
The day Keith the towns first interior decorator decided he really did like rainbows and other boys
Pyroferret
Billy desperately tried to plug Danny's rectum before the situation got any worse. What billy didn't know is that instead of normal pores, Danny was covered in tiny anuses.
hillz2000
suddenly petey felt an overwhelming urge to dance..he couldnt quite put his finger on it...but his sister could.
JasonF
After his submission was turned down, Dan decides prove to Alannis Morisette that his 'ten thousand chairs in an alley' concept was, in fact, ironic, and not, as she claimed, bat-shit crazy.
MadameShabbs
The state penitentiary's "Rehabilitation Through Art" director realized the flaw of his program a little too late.
Belljar84
Bobby learned early that the phrase "you scratch my back and ill scratch yours" could be applicable in almost any situation.
substructure
“And here's our bronzed monument of Colonial American’s favorite childhood pastimes; cross country proctology.”
Amplexus
This wasn't exactly what the city was looking for when it commissioned a sculpture of the Golden Goose.
FSSJeff
When Andy told reporters he wanted to preserve his golden boy status, no one thought he was being literal
Phil
Suprisingly enough, the statue called "First Known Practices of Proctology" was deemed unaccaptable for a local science museum, and was therefore thrown in the middle of nowhere.
Andyli1004
I think I'm gonna make a sculture of that. I am johnsir, a successful and rich man from us. Internet is a quite good place to meet friends and even find whatever your need. i just want to find a right partner who is interested in massage. Mayve here
BaronOttomatic
Despite his recent appearance in the homoerotic remake of "Two Girls, One Cup", Ranjit decided next time he's choosing truth.
mr1swift
yes it was very common to make statues of little boys raping other little boys. yes those statues are outside NAMBLA buildings why do you ask?
BlackSuit
The Beatles are a fraud, Vanillia ice is a true muscician working in the world today. Rob Van Winkle has more talent in one pubic hair than Ringo starr has in his entire mustache.
mw27
After further reflection, Danny and Elliot's parents felt that maybe the bronze molds of their boys' feet might have left a better impression when they had people over. But deep down they had always enjoyed them anyway.
monkeyfacedbob
as the druid master look on, three seconds later, the awesome mud creature leaps out of the mud and excepts bob as its annual pagan sacrifice
Ranger
Statue outside Juvey Detention Hall in L.A. with the plaque: 'You soul may belong to God, but your anal cavity belongs to your bunk(junk)mate!' www.NeilsNotes.com
Ranger
HOLD STILL TIM! I just love it when my fingers smell like your shit! www.NeilsNotes.com
eriesponsible
Hello Sarge, it's Stevo. I told you Epstein was a homo! Yeah, he's taking it from behind right now!!
PeaceLoveJulie
A rip off of the movie Freddy Got Fingered, Goldy Got Fingered took the title a little too literally.
Mizuyama
it's next to a highway! Try taking a picture of this at 75mph, and NOT feeling like a perv.
nitrogen
Newfoundland isn't all about fishing . Pictured here, the monument fronting The Witless Dumphuck college of osteopathic Proctology.
Absolutely_yes
The lesbian tourists forgot that it was in Holland, not Japan, that the finger went in the dyke...
squidbuddy
The original story plan for Tom Sawyer was very disturbing, Tom being significantly less innocent than the normal edition.
Mr_K_Twig
Billy felt a huge fart coming, just as he approached the pretty girl. Luckily, his friend Jim's quick thinking saved him from an embarrassing scene. I stroke of ingenuity truly worthy of a sculpture.
Gerri
Little Tony was confused with his sexuality he forgot to ask his best friend for help before he got a hold of the eggplant.
Treb
And if you look to your right, you will see a statue commemorating the invention of Scratch-N-Sniff Underpants.
orangemtl
"So gentlemen, I want something in front of the Center for Pediatric Proctology that really sends a message. Your thoughts?"
sharkins
and for the first time dave understood why his girlfriend fought so hard against him.
averageJoe
Being able to dance despite a horrifying boy-like rectal growth, Peter was immortalized in bronze as a loving tribute forever.
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