Craptions Classics January 07, 2008

Do I have any hobbies? No, not really. Well...there is this one thing...

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Dan's route to work got a lot longer after he was caught sleeping with the chair maker's wife.

RawShark

God was feeling ironic when John said there was no place to sit in this godforsaken city.

brodie

This would be their final sacrifice to the Ass God.

Daercoma

...But at the hot gates, three hundred chairs stood strong against the Persian army.

Goldfish

Retard Bob didn't take lightly to losing musical chairs.

theseattleseven

After 50 years, they just ran out of shit for Godzilla to fight.

aborym

Unfortunately for those who thought the storm had finished, the tables followed

FSSJeff

John's hearing had let him down again, clearly this wasn't the Cher convention.

Goose

Everyone laughed when Jeff suggested it was a bad idea to build that IKEA at the top of the hill overlooking this small town. Then the dam broke.

IrishTerror

Watch closely as the drone chairs work together so efficiently to protect the queen chair from the approaching predator...

colibri213

2000 chairs collected over six months from Craigslist: $10,000.00 Permit to block an alley: $87.00 The pretentious bullshit of a modern artist: priceless

talisker

A huge pile of sit.

1-Ton

"you can have one wish" said the genie. "cheers!" replied the irishman.

manicjim86

What has four legs and one back, yet can't walk? Fuck it, I give up.

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