theseattleseven
"Seriously, the next time I see Calvin, I am going to shoot him in the f***ing head."
Flaming_Hito
Officials conducting a controlled test described the implications of nuclear winter as "extremely hilarious".
colibri213
There was no use in challenging the desegregation laws; the snowmen stared silently at the first two humans to ever enter their school.
frrrrrrunkis
TV producers Rankin-Bass debut their new holiday/zombie special "28 days after christmas"
Justin!
"I KNOW it's a different culture! And I STILL think it's awful the way they stigmatize the retarded ones with those buckets!...Oh, LET them hear me!!"
frrrrrrunkis
Sadly, the silent plight of this nations homeless snowman epidemic is being ignored.
CapnSilver
Y'know Claire, if we hadn't just taken $500 worth of acid and shrooms, I'd swear that guy had a bucket on his head.
maxrecline
This might sound a little racist, but I'm starting to think all Canadians look the same.
JewelsVern
"Abominable Snowman" is a misnomer. Actually they are very courteous. They even wear masks so they don't spread germs when they have a cold.
iamasuperhero
As the snowmen stood in battle formation, Eileen and Sarah cursed the one day they had forgotten their pocket flamethrower.
little_emily
The snowmen looked at eachother in disbelief and horror. Man had entered the village.
Nktalloth
KILL THE FLESHLINGS IN THE NAME OF SON-TAH KLAHS, OLD ONE OF THE NORTH! IA! IA! IA!
AdjectiveNoun
When America's global warming and illegal immigration problems finally come together...
TheTrooper5
I've got it! It's a cross between Planet of the apes and Jack frost! Umm..Mr Bay..sorry, but we don't think people will want to see this movie. What if i say Bruce willis plays a snowman??! DEAL!
cbowser814
The civil rights movement worked. Now humans and their former snowman masters could walk down the street together in peace.
pdgaert8928
No one knew what to expect when Michael Bay directed the Calvin and Hobbs movie
rbosch
After seeing it's target audience, Diane and Kate immediately regretted buying tickets to the premiere of "The Day After Tomorrow."
rbosch
After seeing it's target audience, Diane and Kate immediately regretted purchasing tickets to the premiere of "The Day After Tomorrow."
iamtooawesome
Will Robin escape? Can Batman find him in time? Is this the ghastly end for our Dynamic Duo? Answers tomorrow night. Same Bat time, Same Bat channel.
ultraspank
We don't know who struck first, us or them. But we do know that they scorched the sky.
$corpion
Parker Brothers lesser known "Cocaine Land" boardgame is only recommended for Ages Scared to Dead.
Dick_Richard
Hitlers madness continued long after his death when his idea of a "snow based army" was taken to literally.
IndigoErth
Sadly June and Parker where the only survivors when the 'new ice age' volcano erupted.
Wembley
Tired of low ticket sales, the producers of "Resident Evil 4: Snowpacalypse" demanded cuts in the CGI budget.
Rienke
To mitigate legal matters, Maines red light district had customer's choose "snowmen" with different sized noses
timberwolf51
Retailers are relieved to see the number of shoppers is slightly higher this season.
I-Rod
This is whats left of the high school kids when vanessa hudgens nude pics first CAME out
penumbrage
and each year the winning meat sculpture is displayed in the town square for everyone to enjoy.
I_am_Sancho
But one time Bilo break cage and he "get this" and then we all laugh. High five!
rbosch
After seeing it's target audience, Diane and Kate immediately regretted by tickets to the premiere of "The Day After Tomorrow."
controlfreq
Im cold......are those snowmen? "Yes, as a matter of fact they are!" Cool, I hope they spread their snowy joy upon us!!! Im an idiot...
$corpion
Parker Brothers lesser known "Terror Land" boardgame is only recommended for ages 18 to postmortem.
Penance
like their human male counterparts, snowmen always left it until the last minute to get a present for the wife.
rpiercey
After bringing Frosty to life with the magic hat, Karen, knowing that the hat could be used to her advantage, made her super snowman army to take over the world.. Muahahahahah!
landrush
...just remember to get off the street by sunset; Republicans only feed after dark.
SirWilliam
The predatory lesbians make their way through the herd of snow-men... this could get ugly...
chchaz
I always said that when we started cloning snowmen, our streets would be the one to pay, not the children.
kc6284
haha they are so gonna see you guys that don't have this bucket disguise....aaarrfff arrfff arrrffff
Andyli1004
Actually they are very courteous. They even wear masks so they don't spread germs when they have a cold. A few days ago, I browsed a site called pubspa. I also found many interesting videos and good music, funny games. I would like to make friends wi
akiyoshi
Mary, if you drank enough tea we have a chance to get out of here with my pistol and your... hmm
agentworm
Wow, they weren't kidding when they said people in this town would give you the cold shoulder.
boydman18
The bad reputation garnered by Colombia's cocaine trade is proven false by this snapshot of the efforts of playful workers who found good use for an overabundance of blow.
Snookie
They wandered through the streets, oblivious to the fact that some change had come over the surrounding people
solomon
As her friend's head started to turn to snow, she new she was the last one. She then tearfully muttered to herself "I am Legend"
jadefyre
Behold, the great snowman migration! Oh dear, I think we're going the wrong way...
PoopIsCool
"Stay close. They have no mercy. It seemes like thier hearts are made of ice. Oh ya, that."
Lizardking1726
Fearing the survival of their race, the snowmen hit the streets one last time to try and protest global warming.
Notyourface
The humans had no idea it was coming. The snowmen struck quickly and silently; destroying humanity in a mere month. They live prosperously and happily, with no opposition, until spring came, of course.
AlekB
M. Night Shamalamadingdong finally ran out of ideas for twists... So he asked a bunch of ten year-old boys for help
nirot
When he turned onto Montigny, the snowplow driver cried a lone tear of pure elation.
Tjersey
The Winter of '08 in Hell, Michigan was uneventful until the gang of snowpeople showed up...The next day pigs began to fly, and all bets were off.
Absolutely_yes
"They don't get much sun up here. We'd make a FORTUNE with a tanning salon!"
teejay
These events that lead up to Frosty the snow man's rise to power and fascist dictatorship changed the world forever.
B-Trav
Still bitter about being left in the greenhouse, Frosty creates a clone army to exact his revenge.
ninthkeys
The tribesmen of Iceland were stunned when the first Englishmen stepped upon their shores.
nobody
I hate this damn town. Once, I went to a motel with a hooker, and she has the worst pussy ever.
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