Craptions Classics January 05, 2008

Ladies and gentlemen, the ENTIRE fine arts department at MIT...

senorpablo

Other Craptions

Because Princeton's for retards.

WarpZone

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

j mcfarl3

"Three Saturdays in a row I've stood on this pillar, and he's never acknowledged me. Next week I'll drape a python around my shoulders. {Sigh}... He's so wonderful."

Justin!

It may look funny, but one day all computing will be done this way.

jic

They had the pep band and a cheerleader... now all MIT needed was a basketball team.

pizzamogul

Just think, MIT rejected your application to make room for these weirdos.

iamtooawesome

The 'Black Stripes' looked on proudly as Jack and Meg took their old act to the next level.

JackieTreehorn

Name one situation in which this would be considered appropriate.

iamasuperhero

Drum kit: $350 Tuxedo Rental: $75 Ballet dress: $125 Finding true love through the casual encounters section of Craigslist: Priceless

Wembley

New Study Reveals: College Students 'Have Too Much Free Time'.

jic

Wait a minute, I didn't know black people went to MIT.

grand_cha-hi

Wait... wait... Crap, I forgot the slide whistle! This is just going to look stupid without the slide whistle.

keeks137

"Oh, sure, make the campus look great for the tour groups."

planB
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