Other Craptions

"Finish him!"

Because Princeton's for retards.

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

"Three Saturdays in a row I've stood on this pillar, and he's never acknowledged me. Next week I'll drape a python around my shoulders. {Sigh}... He's so wonderful."

It may look funny, but one day all computing will be done this way.

They had the pep band and a cheerleader... now all MIT needed was a basketball team.

Just think, MIT rejected your application to make room for these weirdos.

The 'Black Stripes' looked on proudly as Jack and Meg took their old act to the next level.

Name one situation in which this would be considered appropriate.

Drum kit: $350 Tuxedo Rental: $75 Ballet dress: $125 Finding true love through the casual encounters section of Craigslist: Priceless

New Study Reveals: College Students 'Have Too Much Free Time'.

Wait a minute, I didn't know black people went to MIT.

Wait... wait... Crap, I forgot the slide whistle! This is just going to look stupid without the slide whistle.

"Oh, sure, make the campus look great for the tour groups."

Surprisingly enough, these people are considered the coolest two around campus.

"I heard they write all their songs in binary..." -"True artists...Sniff"

The only instrument a transvestite can dance to is the fiddle-drum.

Dwindling membership and an increasingly lackluster talent show performance ensure that the Alphas will retake control of the Greek Council from the Tri-Lams.

Missing the fame she once had as the Bee Girl in Blind Melon's No Rain video, Heather found herself doing anything for attention.

This is considered 'artsy' at MIT

MIT jocks.

Local News: "The two FUNKIEST students to ever come out of MIT are holding their 20th anniversary at MIT Univ, a record crowd is expected (0)"

The two latest innovations from the geniuses at MIT: the Drumcello and the Mantutu

"Jenny, I told you that MIT wouldn't accept this instead of an application!"

I really hope that ballerina isn't a guy..

Meg never was a go-getter, but damn it she wasnt going to lose another truth-or-dare. not after last time. . . .

Hollywood claimed the writters strike would have on impact on this years blockbusters; but after Good Will Hunting II: Curse of the Tutu, won best picture, people started to wonder.

The cut backs in the Fine Arts department at MIT was really begining to take their toll.

Those guys at MIT did a good job making those statues. Damn they look real.

Years later, fans would view the White Stripe's final tour as confusing and sad.

The spirit of Sonny Bono could only be conjured by the concert of Britney Spears' skills as a Ballerina and spirtual medium.

MIT wanted to open itself to the liberal arts crowd, by being the starting place for the first Massachusetts gay rights convention.

What do you mean; your water broke?

MIT's first attempt at viral marketing proved to be unsuccessful.

Mitt Romney's supporters...*sigh* Fuckin' Mormons...

What not to do when you get an F

What the shit? You're trying to tell me that Gordon Freeman, savior of Earth, hung out with fucking weirdos like these guys?

Note to self: Don't go to Cambridge.

On his tour of the campus, Frank realized what would happen if he dropped out of MIT.

Shunning the common ballerina shoes, Steve tries to revolutionize the dance industry with Tennis-Shoe-Ballet.

Magnificent Pizza Delivery Guy and Wonderplumber soak in some culture on their way to the ultimate battle between good and evil.

As auditions for the MIT production of 'A Chorus Line' got under way, Jack became quietly confident that his 'balancing on granite while dressed like a hooker' piece would win him a lead role. Tim however found his instrument on the walk over and had

Hey! Now I don't have to spend money to see Sweeney Todd! Thanks Cracked!

I always wondered what happened to Gin Blossoms.

Braniac hazing.

In the year 2493, impersonators do their best to recreate a Sonny and Cher concert

Apparently MIT students missed the point of "Crankin' dat Soljua Boy"

In the years since "No Rain", the Blind Melon bumblebee has gotten an education and found her man.

Here's a sneak peek at the next "karate kid" movie.