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    Avatar TheTrooper5

    "Finish him!"

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    Avatar WarpZone

    Because Princeton's for retards.

  • 19 Crack Ups
    Avatar j mcfarl3

    Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

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    Avatar Justin!

    "Three Saturdays in a row I've stood on this pillar, and he's never acknowledged me. Next week I'll drape a python around my shoulders. {Sigh}... He's so wonderful."

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    Avatar jic

    It may look funny, but one day all computing will be done this way.

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    Avatar pizzamogul

    They had the pep band and a cheerleader... now all MIT needed was a basketball team.

  • 9 Crack Ups
    Avatar iamtooawesome

    Just think, MIT rejected your application to make room for these weirdos.

  • 8 Crack Ups
    Avatar jic

    New Study Reveals: College Students 'Have Too Much Free Time'.

  • 8 Crack Ups
    Avatar JackieTreehorn

    The 'Black Stripes' looked on proudly as Jack and Meg took their old act to the next level.

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    Avatar iamasuperhero

    Name one situation in which this would be considered appropriate.

  • 8 Crack Ups
    Avatar Wembley

    Drum kit: $350 Tuxedo Rental: $75 Ballet dress: $125 Finding true love through the casual encounters section of Craigslist: Priceless

  • 7 Crack Ups
    Avatar keeks137

    Wait... wait... Crap, I forgot the slide whistle! This is just going to look stupid without the slide whistle.

  • 7 Crack Ups
    Avatar grand_cha-hi

    Wait a minute, I didn't know black people went to MIT.

  • 5 Crack Ups
    Avatar planB

    "Oh, sure, make the campus look great for the tour groups."

  • 5 Crack Ups
    Avatar Behemoleviathan

    "I heard they write all their songs in binary..." -"True artists...Sniff"

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    Avatar kgbholman

    Missing the fame she once had as the Bee Girl in Blind Melon's No Rain video, Heather found herself doing anything for attention.

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    Avatar imthe_d

    Dwindling membership and an increasingly lackluster talent show performance ensure that the Alphas will retake control of the Greek Council from the Tri-Lams.

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    Avatar TastyCakes

    Surprisingly enough, these people are considered the coolest two around campus.

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    Avatar Flaming_Hito

    The only instrument a transvestite can dance to is the fiddle-drum.

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    Avatar brodie

    MIT jocks.

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    Avatar I-Rod

    This is considered 'artsy' at MIT

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    Avatar A.B.C.

    Local News: "The two FUNKIEST students to ever come out of MIT are holding their 20th anniversary at MIT Univ, a record crowd is expected (0)"

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    Avatar p47plane

    The two latest innovations from the geniuses at MIT: the Drumcello and the Mantutu

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    Avatar pirate_ninja

    Meg never was a go-getter, but damn it she wasnt going to lose another truth-or-dare. not after last time. . . .

  • 3 Crack Ups
    Avatar abend954

    The cut backs in the Fine Arts department at MIT was really begining to take their toll.

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    Avatar TheTrooper5

    I really hope that ballerina isn't a guy..

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    Avatar landrush

    Hollywood claimed the writters strike would have on impact on this years blockbusters; but after Good Will Hunting II: Curse of the Tutu, won best picture, people started to wonder.

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    Avatar TheCalmSpaz

    "Jenny, I told you that MIT wouldn't accept this instead of an application!"

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    Avatar runner

    I always wondered what happened to Gin Blossoms.

  • 2 Crack Ups
    Avatar senorpablo

    Mitt Romney's supporters...*sigh* Fuckin' Mormons...

  • 2 Crack Ups
    Avatar Poom

    What do you mean; your water broke?

  • 2 Crack Ups
    Avatar FaultyNinja

    Hey! Now I don't have to spend money to see Sweeney Todd! Thanks Cracked!

  • 2 Crack Ups
    Avatar Stringbean

    Braniac hazing.

  • 2 Crack Ups
    Avatar aborym

    MIT's first attempt at viral marketing proved to be unsuccessful.

  • 2 Crack Ups
    Avatar mmpl

    Magnificent Pizza Delivery Guy and Wonderplumber soak in some culture on their way to the ultimate battle between good and evil.

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    Avatar Wembley

    Her other call girl friends had warned her about taking calls from M.I.T. students, but $500 is $500.

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    Avatar dickon

    Shunning the common ballerina shoes, Steve tries to revolutionize the dance industry with Tennis-Shoe-Ballet.

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    Avatar nchammer326

    Here's a sneak peek at the next "karate kid" movie.

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    Avatar porsche

    In the years since "No Rain", the Blind Melon bumblebee has gotten an education and found her man.

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    Avatar TheCalmSpaz

    On his tour of the campus, Frank realized what would happen if he dropped out of MIT.

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    Avatar yettigod2

    MIT wanted to open itself to the liberal arts crowd, by being the starting place for the first Massachusetts gay rights convention.

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    Avatar nuro

    photo documentation of the first and only time in history two MIT students scared two black guys

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    Avatar cokieblume

    As auditions for the MIT production of 'A Chorus Line' got under way, Jack became quietly confident that his 'balancing on granite while dressed like a hooker' piece would win him a lead role. Tim however found his instrument on the walk over and had

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    Avatar IrishTerror

    Years later, fans would view the White Stripe's final tour as confusing and sad.

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    Avatar theseattleseven

    The spirit of Sonny Bono could only be conjured by the concert of Britney Spears' skills as a Ballerina and spirtual medium.

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    Avatar teriyakisause

    Those guys at MIT did a good job making those statues. Damn they look real.

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    Avatar Austin316

    Apparently MIT students missed the point of "Crankin' dat Soljua Boy"

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    Avatar Phil

    Note to self: Don't go to Cambridge.

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    Avatar BoogerBlaster

    In the year 2493, impersonators do their best to recreate a Sonny and Cher concert

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    Avatar JerryV

    What not to do when you get an F

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    Avatar mrtitoman

    Karl eventually was crowned king of dork mountain.

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    Avatar Jitterwyser

    What the shit? You're trying to tell me that Gordon Freeman, savior of Earth, hung out with fucking weirdos like these guys?

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar frrrrrrunkis

    Once again Ling and Chow were late for biology class. They had to nail down the last few verses of "War Pigs"

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar LetItBe

    Contrary to popular beliefs, you can not pull off Swan Lake performing on a rock or next to a park with bystanders.

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    Avatar inlikeflint

    Rudy's one man band montages for any occasion... Festivals, Weddings, Bar Mitzvahs, and even Swan Lake at your favorite campus... Do not delay, call 383-RUDY.

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    Avatar Stringbean

    Texas A&M's disinformation ploy on new recruitment techniques has worked flawlessly.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar mnaira

    What, you think I would just go around dancing in parks like crazy....yeah I remember dancing in the park

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    Avatar akiyoshi

    The only two spectators were passing by and couldn't help to stop and think by themselves "What an ungly bitch! No... wait... she is a dude!". Those are common thoughts around MIT.

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    Avatar Wembley

    Convinced that their MIT education teaches them all they need to know about pop culture, Ernie and Eugene reveal their latest project: "Ballet Hero".

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    Avatar Wembley

    EXCLUSIVE: Survivor: M.I.T. immunity challenge footage leaked!

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar kingsteve14

    It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out these kids are fucked up.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar i_am_the_my

    oh, look it's the sargent peppers lonley hearts club band tribute band.....and man are they lonley

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar rpiercey

    Shawn's classmates loved tricking him into believing phony university rights of passage.. The latest being that MIT actually stands for Men In Tights!

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    Avatar nuro

    the beetles reunion tour did not go as planned

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar WLTwitch

    The other guys at MIT give these 2 dweebs swirlies every day.

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    Avatar rubytuesday

    The whiz-kids at MIT unveil the wildly addictive platform for their own new-gen console, "Cellist Hero." Homosexual implications not included.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar RedLine

    pee pee

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    Avatar jgibbsjr

    They performed seven days a week at every venue that would have them. It was just a matter of time before they would catch their big break.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar ihvdaphone

    the new shoioting ranges are more efective than ever! the soldirs just want to get rid of that drumer man.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar el_sc0rch0

    The mating stance of the fluffy-blue-assed flamingo had no sway on her retarded mate

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar hobojoe75

    They searched for days to find a tutu to match his incredibly gay drum.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar Charles2529

    The cold blooded gang Agua Frios moved in for the kill!

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar DumpsterBaby

    He went that'a way!

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar timberwolf51

    Try as they might, the rocket scientists at MIT could not grasp the true concept of "Swan Lake".

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar benjamincurley

    Little did William know what would happen when his drumming woke the murdering ballarina of doom.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar kc6284

    people are so gonna laugh at your bowtie man

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    Avatar Andyli1004

    Ladies and gentlemen, attention, he will do what? That's my view. And I expressed my ideas on a site called pubspa by chance. Luckily I found many friends with sense of humor. And I appreciated a lot of good videos, nice games, interesting music free

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    Avatar Nktalloth

    What doctors really do while you wait.

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    Avatar psychogirl7

    one of these is not like the other

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    Avatar nchammer326

    Coincidentally, most of CRACKED's staff came from MIT, as did most of their ideas.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar Rawbeefron

    Thats right, DANCE, DANCE if you want to see your degree ever again.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar DirtyJerz

    MIT really stands for "More Interesting Theatre"...and by interesting, we mean bad..

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar cannibalcopas

    Look! The Rolling Stones DO gather moss!

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar Ranger

    Could our future be in better hands?

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar chaoticbrii

    And now, the drum solo

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar FinalGamer

    The sequel to No More Heroes looked ready with even more freakier assassins and weapons.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar twistedjoker23

    "and at night time" said the teacher to the young grade school pupils visiting the university ," they hunt pigeons to crap on there heads"

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    Avatar ondichmn88

    Barnum and Bailey visits M.I.T

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    Avatar Squeaks

    You know what they say: The odds are good...

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    Avatar luvgolds

    It freaking sucks that the first people to post get the votes even they aren't funny

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