Other Craptions

What REALLY happened after Han Solo was encased in carbonite...

Steve's furry fetish was so strong that even death couldn't stop it.

The statue man was resilient, he had survived the furries but not even he suspect the other statue guy who had kicked him in the nuts.

these craptions pictures have been so weak lately

wow... the Japanese porn version of Alvin and the Chipmunks was weird

Stop ladies your making me hard.

Bruce knew grizzlies were dangerous, but when one of the bears broke his leg, twisted it backwards and began kicking his own nuts with it, he began to appreciate just how bad this mauling was going to be...

Partly cloudy 75% chance of furries...

Mitzy and Frizty were so excited. At last they could have their picture taken with the statue of the Eternal Groin Hit!!

Unfortunately, when the Furries arrived later to crash the World's Largest Waffle Party, they realized they had not in fact grabbed the world's largest bottle of Aunt Jemima.

Tom awoke in a dark alley with a sad realization: "What the fuck happened last night? these aren't the play boy bunnies?! why they aren't bunnies at all!

Captain Furrynuts and Lady Sassy Swishbottom were eager to hump the legs of someone who couldn't run away.

The terrible car crash left rat and donkey in full body casts. Spider was smart, he wore his seat belt.

About halfway through his story about the 1951 world series, the chipmunks realized that chocolate Mickey Mantle really wasnt worth eating.

It seems the makers of Skippy peanut butter have decided to take up new ideas: This weeks meeting resulted in the hunt for dark chocolate men.

Okay, okay, now get one of me giving him a lap dance and Bootsy licking his ear!

Dark chocolate man for sale, light creamy filling. (Some hair stuck to back

He was a bit frigid for their tastes, but they all are their first time.

REMEMBER, CHILDREN! If you masturbate, your palms become hairy - and if you hang around with Furries, you will TURN TO STONE.

Perhaps you have wondered if those teddy bears in the carnivals ever win anything ...

"ball tripping" and "whorish" were two versions of teddy ruxpin that never caught on.

Holy crap, what a freak! I mean he's got one blue eye and one freakin' brown eye!

the only people weirder than furries? stoneys...

Surprisingly, the "hairy palms" warning about masturbation was an understatement. Apparantly so is the term "getting hard."

Not again.

"PUT IT UP MY ASS, NOT BY MY BALLSACK!!!!! Oh shit, to late."

The Holand "Furries" only frolicked with the local shoe peddlers. "Foxy" & "Dipshit" had an idea to keep it that way.

the fake tan man froze. something was in his crotch...

While the pledges were all too eager to prove themselves to the fraternity by stealing Dana University's mascot, they were nonetheless devestated upon discovering "Iron Men" was very fucking literal.

The bronze man frowns in concentration, "Dammit! Where did I leave my panda costume?"

With her leg about to break, Medusa's stare bounced back from the eyes of her enemy and took them both into their metallic eternity.

Teddy Roosevelt: "Oh GOD!! I must get away from these folks. Even in death I cannot escape, now all I can do is wish that I just shot that ridiculous cub bear when I had the chance"

Wow, IKEA has really gone to crap.

If you hold still we'll make you the meat in a nut sandwich.

You should really get that yeast infection checked out Beryll.

You think Furries are creepy? Check out the Carbonities . . .

Storing his nuts just wasn't in the cards...

“Never look Chip and Dale in the eyes,” the shoe repairman’s wife always warned him. But what else could he do when six foot woodland creatures walked into his shop with boots in need of repair.

When the animals revolted taxidermy was swift and poetic justice, but the sick bastards took it to a whole new level.

They tried, but "The Shoemaker's Furries" just couldn't catch on.

the real question is, what is the statue supposed to be sitting on?

They said that I could never understand. I believe them.

This is what happens when you don't pay the furries protection money.

This is what happens when you dont pay the furries their protection money.

this statue represented the first time anyone had ever jackd off, given a hand job, gotten kicked in the nutz, and rubbed down by giant mutant fucking squirrels all at the same time.

theres no way i can handle BOTH of yall in my brass!!!!

Through all these rape jokes and furry jokes, did ANYONE notice that there is a metal foot in that guys metal groin?!?!?

the woodland critters evil knows no bounds...

The tin man was in great pain after being kicked in the nuts.