Craptions Classics January 01, 2008

That's so weird. Why stain the chairs, but leave the table with a natural finish?

jic

Other Craptions

See, I told you I had a black friend!

westual

Angela told her imaginary friends to stop playing imaginary chess and please kill the bigass spider. They told her she was a delusional schizophrenic and to shut up so they could concentrate.

whybother?

Alright all I have to do is hide these statues I made out of the surplus cocaine before the cops get here andOH MY GOD THE FUCKING SPIDERS ARE BACK!

Jsor

Thats right rabbit I'll pay you one spider........one spider so that you'll have sex with my wife. Now whats it gonna be?

frrrrrrunkis

After their characters were replaced by CGI versions, Bugs and Mickey now share a public housing unit in the low-rent Acme Heights part of Toontown.

talisker

28 days later with no other form of life on the planet and all the food eaten, the incy wincy spider realized he wasn't going back up that spout again

Angelo86

Mr Rat's White Supremacist meet up did not go to plan.

DonGoaTze

The saddest New Year's Eve party in the world... Now accepting paypal donations.

akiyoshi

Little Moira couldn't understand why the other little girls didn't want to come over to play tea party with her.

Mioljinr

No one knew that in her early years, Charlotte was really into the Bondage scene.

MrWolf12

In what alcoholics refer to as a moment of clarity, the spider suddenly realized the strip poker tournament had gone too far.

TheGreenSaga

The little spider only had enough power left to defrost one: either the hare will finish the race, or Master Splinter will get to return to the sewers.

thor22

Your stomach? No? Your face? No? On your lawn chairs in the form of a rat and a rabbit? Okay sweet. Oh yeah! Ah! Oh! Oh! ...

tj21

The rat and the rabbit regarded each other, and for a brief moment a sense of kinship passed between them.

alexthehoopy
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