Other Craptions

See, I told you I had a black friend!

Angela told her imaginary friends to stop playing imaginary chess and please kill the bigass spider. They told her she was a delusional schizophrenic and to shut up so they could concentrate.

Alright all I have to do is hide these statues I made out of the surplus cocaine before the cops get here andOH MY GOD THE FUCKING SPIDERS ARE BACK!

Thats right rabbit I'll pay you one spider........one spider so that you'll have sex with my wife. Now whats it gonna be?

After their characters were replaced by CGI versions, Bugs and Mickey now share a public housing unit in the low-rent Acme Heights part of Toontown.

28 days later with no other form of life on the planet and all the food eaten, the incy wincy spider realized he wasn't going back up that spout again

Mr Rat's White Supremacist meet up did not go to plan.

The saddest New Year's Eve party in the world... Now accepting paypal donations.

Little Moira couldn't understand why the other little girls didn't want to come over to play tea party with her.

No one knew that in her early years, Charlotte was really into the Bondage scene.

In what alcoholics refer to as a moment of clarity, the spider suddenly realized the strip poker tournament had gone too far.

The little spider only had enough power left to defrost one: either the hare will finish the race, or Master Splinter will get to return to the sewers.

Your stomach? No? Your face? No? On your lawn chairs in the form of a rat and a rabbit? Okay sweet. Oh yeah! Ah! Oh! Oh! ...

The rat and the rabbit regarded each other, and for a brief moment a sense of kinship passed between them.

And so it was a stalemate.

I wonder if the spider knowns I'm masturbating

Placed in a different setting, the entombed varmits of Pompei just looked plain bored.

Nothing was happening. Then, suddenly, nothing was still hapening.

How much for the little girl? I give you 50 pesos..,.

You're dreams miss you!

Their roles long-since handed over to CGI versions of themselves, Bugs and Mickey now find themselves sharing a one-bedroom unit in the Acme Heights public housing complex in Toontown.

The first ever three-way staring contest.

"You know," said the phallic rat, "they say the black widow is a powerful aphrodesiac..."

The museum of animal palster moulds, fake spiders, randomly placed rocks, bad furniture and silhouetted bunnies didnt attract as many likeminded art enthusiasts as Bill the poncy art student had hoped.

Oh...it's you again.

Spider was determined to not spend another Christmas alone, and it had recently snowed....

Unable to afford costly palstic surgery, Dianne was assured by experts that this alternative would hide her prominent chin, puffy cheeks, and large ears.

This is just fucking weird.

Little Pompeii is the main attraction at Disney World' s 'Childhood Trauma Island'

See, I told you i wasn't racist!

Currently in construction: ABC's latest sitcom

Next time on The Bachelor: Animal-Style, the spider picks between the final contestants. This will be a difficult decision since he is attracted to both of their quiet personalities and fair complexions.

The spider loundly boasted that anyone else who asked if they could date his ex-wife would also end up in a full body cast.

I hate bein' the only black dude at parties...

Ho much for the little girl?

Almost immediately after entering the 'Magic White Door', I realized Narnia wasn’t all it was cracked up to be.

after generations of living in complete darkness, these bizzare creatures have evolved out of eyes and even the pigment in their skin. When they came to the surface, they asked the spider if they could have some of his eyes, since he had so many. Th

A.I. 2's ending sucked worse than the first one.

"My dog has no nose. Guess how he smells?" "You have a dog?"

Due to a fire at the negative storage vault, this single still is all that remains of this deleted scene from *Donnie Darko*.

Dumbass, for the last time, I'm a VEGETARIAN!

"So, it all comes down to this." "Ya caught me Mr. Rabbit, but can ya make me talk?"

Fish.

...Err, are you gonna eat that?

With much less success and poor criticism David Lynch's rendition to Pompeii wasn't much without Naomi Watts and Laura Harring performing girl-to-girl

The museum of animal plaster moulds, fake spiders, randomly placed rocks, bad furniture and silhouetted bunnies didnt attract as many likeminded art enthusiasts as Bill the poncy art student had hoped.

"I win, dear Rabbit" said Rat, "you have been caught in my web...of paper mache lies."

Wait till you see the truck carrying his balls.

Allright, Comrad, I give you 50 erous for the spder, & you give me vat?