Craptions Classics December 30, 2007

When Jimmy Stewart wanted to kill himself, he got a guardian angel who really cared about him. When I wanted to kill myself, I got this asshole.

gatorboymike

Other Craptions

While it made sense on paper, everyone soon realized the Victoria's Secret collaboration with Calvin Klein was destined for failure.

LouieLou

Hey hey hey, eyes up here...

frrrrrrunkis

Jeff heard that Red Bull gives you wings, but what he didn't know was that it also TAKES your clothes.

Mioljinr

CK.angel, the new fragrance for men... ...who like other men.

ultraspank

Bjorn knew he'd been had. None of the other frat guys showed up like they said they would.

porsche

Every time you fart, a homosexual gets his wings.

SpankTV

Jesus's second coming was more awkward than expected

killtron

Dave found a way to be his own wing man

urban

Prince's fashion line failed for obvious reasons.

cateraction

the reason for the facial expression is none other than this: angels have no pockets for their keys.

yourfriendricky

Europe: gay now, but we'll be doing it in a year anyway.

brodie

Little boys, why do you run away?

jimbo92107

This is why Christians are so against homosexuality, the Gayngel just doesn't work.

pronk48

Pablo owned gayer outfits, but not many.

imthe_d
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