Other Craptions

While it made sense on paper, everyone soon realized the Victoria's Secret collaboration with Calvin Klein was destined for failure.

Hey hey hey, eyes up here...

Jeff heard that Red Bull gives you wings, but what he didn't know was that it also TAKES your clothes.

CK.angel, the new fragrance for men... ...who like other men.

Bjorn knew he'd been had. None of the other frat guys showed up like they said they would.

Every time you fart, a homosexual gets his wings.

Jesus's second coming was more awkward than expected

Dave found a way to be his own wing man

Prince's fashion line failed for obvious reasons.

the reason for the facial expression is none other than this: angels have no pockets for their keys.

Europe: gay now, but we'll be doing it in a year anyway.

Little boys, why do you run away?

This is why Christians are so against homosexuality, the Gayngel just doesn't work.

Pablo owned gayer outfits, but not many.

"Every time a bell rings an angel gets his schwing."

Look who we've got wearing our Hanes now!?!?

This angel's experience in the city of Sodom and Gomorrah didn't turn out quite as well as the others.

Steve just ignored their harsh laughter, but little did he know, they were actually laughing at the giant goose that had become stuck to his spine.

As he walks away from the horrendous accident, Tim reflects that his mother was, indeed, right when she said to always wear clean underwear.

"Hey Jen, I know that guy!" "Who, wing-man?" "What? No, there, with the camera!" "Ooooooh, him!"

I feel like such a silly goose.

Victoria's real secret hangs to the left.

Bob had killed approximately 389 doves to makes his angel suit and now he could show it off to the world

AXE Deodorant's "Vice" may have gone over well, but one look at the add campaign for "Virtue" and the investors pulled out.

Definitive proof that God wants us to wear briefs

....... just NO ok no

For fuck's sake, Tyler, she said she finds it sexy when men wear [i]rings[/i]

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Now that mike had installed the rudder between his legs, it became much easier to steer during long flights.

Jerry Fallwell's manifestation of heaven had the other dead evangelists wondering.

Mark felt betrayed - his secretary had lied to him. He still didn't feel "pretty".

Contrary to popular belief, Lucifer was cast out of heaven for being such a sloppy goddamn drunk.

A male underwear model's worst fear is dying at a photo shoot and knowing that you will be seeing God in your whitey tighties.

The second coming of Jesus was not quite the awe-inspiring event the Christian church had hoped for.

As they looked on slightly bothered that no one else payed any attention to the homosexual, it was at that point Gladys and Larry knew they were leaving this world.

Raul was a deep, sensitive man. He knew, one day,his homemade wings would get him laid.

On the next episode of "Make Me A Supermodel"...

Ways to tell this is not Seattle: Complete lack of rain, nobody drinking coffee, and you've been looking at everyone in this picture at least 10 minutes without being asked for a quarter.

Passion of the christ. The Euro Tour.

Pedro was usually a male model of distinguished caliber. However, the giant crap he had just taken in his pants, Had somewhat, "salted" his game.

um... yea, I'm the angel of death... boo!... yeeea, gotcha... hey don't walk away like that!

Rammstein videos just get stranger and stranger...

True Life: Lucifer.. sadly, after his banishment, the former angel of light turned to underwear modeling....and cocaine.

wellcome to italy. (note: if you wonder about the chairs you are not italian)

When Itex went just one step too far...

Miguel could put up with the chafing, the over-snugness, even the tickling sensation where no man should be tickled. What brought him to the verge of tears was the stares and snickers his out-of-fashion high-topped sneakers got him.

Without a cute dog to get him chicks in the park, a desperate Marcus grabbed his wings and shed his clothes.

Moments later, when Ronald attempted to step in the middle of a gang war, his delusions of grandeur were shattered.

NO! THIS IS NOT WHAT "WING IT" MEANS