Some days Spiderman was just an asshole.
Little known fact: for a brief period, David Lynch served as a guest director on Baywatch.
And that son, is where marshmallows come from.
Everyday thousands of people are made victims of mozzarella attack
"STOP PULLING, YOU'RE JUST MAKING IT WORSE!"
When Spiderman needs a volleyball net, Spiderman makes a volleyball net.
Kent Brockman: I for one welcome our new cocoon'd overlords.
Later that day, LARP'ing was banned in the state of California.
Charles and Stanley regretably offered up their services as finish line at the 2007 Bondage Games.
Joe realized too late that letting the mental patient choose the weapons for their duel at dawn was a huge mistake...
"I'm telling you! Humans can't go through mitosis!"
"Oh you shouldn't have said that"
You see, son. When two men love each other very, very much, and drop acid, a beautiful thing happens...
You just had to take those fucking fertility pills didn't you.
John suddenly regretted all those years spent praying for Jesus' second coming.
Rogue pornstar Peter North ravages local beach.