Craptions Classics December 29, 2007

Some days Spiderman was just an asshole.

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Other Craptions

Little known fact: for a brief period, David Lynch served as a guest director on Baywatch.

Matt Gallagher

And that son, is where marshmallows come from.

GAM

Everyday thousands of people are made victims of mozzarella attack

Gakus

"STOP PULLING, YOU'RE JUST MAKING IT WORSE!"

Miles Hlivko

When Spiderman needs a volleyball net, Spiderman makes a volleyball net.

tez1337

Kent Brockman: I for one welcome our new cocoon'd overlords.

mgm

Later that day, LARP'ing was banned in the state of California.

mgm

Charles and Stanley regretably offered up their services as finish line at the 2007 Bondage Games.

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Joe realized too late that letting the mental patient choose the weapons for their duel at dawn was a huge mistake...

Mioljinr

"I'm telling you! Humans can't go through mitosis!" "Oh you shouldn't have said that"

Vegemighty

You see, son. When two men love each other very, very much, and drop acid, a beautiful thing happens...

Goldfish

You just had to take those fucking fertility pills didn't you.

Jackass

John suddenly regretted all those years spent praying for Jesus' second coming.

Pants

Rogue pornstar Peter North ravages local beach.

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