Other Craptions

Little known fact: for a brief period, David Lynch served as a guest director on Baywatch.

And that son, is where marshmallows come from.

Everyday thousands of people are made victims of mozzarella attack

"STOP PULLING, YOU'RE JUST MAKING IT WORSE!"

When Spiderman needs a volleyball net, Spiderman makes a volleyball net.

Kent Brockman: I for one welcome our new cocoon'd overlords.

Later that day, LARP'ing was banned in the state of California.

Charles and Stanley regretably offered up their services as finish line at the 2007 Bondage Games.

Joe realized too late that letting the mental patient choose the weapons for their duel at dawn was a huge mistake...

"I'm telling you! Humans can't go through mitosis!" "Oh you shouldn't have said that"

You see, son. When two men love each other very, very much, and drop acid, a beautiful thing happens...

You just had to take those fucking fertility pills didn't you.

John suddenly regretted all those years spent praying for Jesus' second coming.

Rogue pornstar Peter North ravages local beach.

THE CONDOM BUSTED!

Midway announces its next installment of MORTAL KOMBAT. Extreme Beach Edition.

String cheese bodysuits never caught on outside of Wisconsin.

A microscopic look at what happens when duct tape sticks to itself.

There were no survivors.

Spider-Man finally had met his match...and unfortunately for them, the onlookers thought the whole thing was too damn funny to cut them free.

Another human enters adulthood, and breaks free of his cocoon.

The invention of full body condoms still had some kinks to work out.

This is what happens when you let Dance Majors do an Ad for Cheesey Bread.

This was much worse than the "Gum in the hair" incident.

The ocean silkworm retreated into the water, leaving thousands victims of its wrath.

The latest work by the art student team of Clancy and Ed is called "I rubBER; you gLU," and can be seen at Avant Garde Beach in Pompous, CA until their Powerbars run out.

Phycology 101: []Slavery []Spiderman Intercourse []Egyptian Burial Rite []BDSM []Silly String Attack []Andy Worhal Sculpture

The newly weds decided to take beach sex to a whole new level; bondage.

So these two mummies were fucking on the beach and it was all romantic and shit. But they fell asleep and were awoken by the rising sun. To their chagrin the beach was already starting to fill with families. In their frantic attempt to escape the

Siamese mummies finally escape each other...

That's the last time you get gum from me mister!

Staring down defeat, Spider-man used his finally attack against Venom and Carnage, the WEB-GASM!

Splooie!!!

It went from bad to worse: not only was that new girl wearing the same bathing suit, but now it was inextricably tangled with Shirley's.

The real honest bitch about this situation... when spermy here has to go back in to get his wallet

the real reason separating conjoined twins is so hard? their symbiotes don't like it.

What is this sticky shit?

What's the likelihood? Two Taffyopians bumping into each other? It's gotta be like 1 in 10 at least . . .

when godzilla and mothra have a passionate day at the beach, some collateral damage is bound to ensue

When John Holmes jizzed, they had to call in the Hazmat crew.

When mummys had intimate love!

When mummys have intimate love!

When Rosie O'Donnell peels apart her thighs...NO ONE is safe! www.NeilsNotes.com

When whales get exited...

Yeah... that reminds me of the first time I peeled apart Rosie O'Donnell's thighs. As seen at: www.NeilsNotes.com

Well, I guess you could say that mummy porn is slightly weird.

Wedding shower games gone bad.

Upon spreading her legs, Rosie O'Donnell's Gynocologist thought immediately what his eyes beheld was not completely dissimilar than peeling apart a grilled cheese sandwich. http://neilsnotes.com/index.php?page=15&catid=36&sku=E-CD00312

The real reason the art teacher didn't want you to play with glue.