Other Craptions

When rescue finally arrived, the lone shipwreck survivor was found trying to re-enact a lesbian porno.

I didn't say I needed "Head on a stick." Janet. I said I needed Head on my...oh forget it!

Hillary Duff, Lindsey Lohan, and Paris Hilton wanted soooo bad to be on Futurama. They just forgot it's a cartoon.

After conquering Mannequin island, the explorers set off for the Isle of Inflatable Dolls.

Man in boat: "Well, everything seems to be in order here."

Head on a stick. Think about it.

She looked gorgeous in her golden bikini as she ran down the beach. She was a "10". Then she stopped running. Bo Derek knew where she wasn't wanted.

The cast for "Turistas 2" cost a lot less, but the acting was just about the same.

Dude, I told you a porno version of Lord of the Flies would be a terrible idea!

Hey! Middle head! Don't you turn your pole on me!

The writers of Lost finally gave up the secret. It was all a communal dream of three mannequin heads. Left on a deserted island by a deranged jot pervert.

Eventually the residents of Easter Island just didn't even try anymore.

So, do you come here often?

Against Mr. Hanalei's advice Marsha, Jan, and Cindy failed to return the tiki to it's original burial ground. And well, I think its pretty obvious what happened next.

Debbie & Stacey were jealous that their pike did not provide an ocean view.

The ship approached cautiously to the remote island of famed geneticist Dr. Dudley Moore.

I guess this proves it. Robinson Crusoe was a skullfucker.

Conrad! Make haste! Somebody braided the heads!

I and I don't be understandin' why the tourists be stayin' away from mah hair braidin' stand, mon!

When mermaids have peglegs.

We finally established a beachhead!

The natives call this island "Honk-ay Tack-ee" which means "Home of the five dollar blowjob".

Despite the efforts of our rescue team, Axel Rose wouldn't budge. He would only mutter something about "Chinese Democracy" and how he'd found people actually worth talking to.

Pedro was fuming as he sailed away. God, he fucking hated ugly nudists.

John the Lego Man shuddered; the island was inhabited by plastic headhunters.

"Does this silver bathing suit make my boobs look too big?" "Omigod, Paris! They look enormous - like walnuts!"

O Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling...

Barbra Streisand was serious about not letting the public use the beach behind her Malibu home.

Just to make sure nobody fucked with him anymore, Jaws sent a little 'present' to his land-dwelling associates.

The Creepy Puppet Theater's rendition of "10".

The all female sequel to Lord of the Flies had a much bloodier ending.

Macys took the protection of their island very seriously!

Nothing made the inhabitents of the leper colony laugh more than sending out messaged bottles reading "41°15'O, 174°52'E, YOU COME, WE GIVE HEAD, YOU COME!" and watching the smiles on the sailing suckers' faces disappear after actually coming.

And so I was all "No way!" and he was all "Way!" so we decided we should totally hang out later. Cindy, you really need some sun, and is that guy behind me checking me out? OMG, this bathing suit totally makes me look fat...let's go get some shoes.

Survivor: San Francisco.

Chief Brody's fears were confirmed; the shark was back, and this time, he wasn't working alone.

In episode 2304 of survivor, Amazingly the three contestants that lasted the longest were sisters. And doubly amazingly was the fact they were all mannequin heads on a stick.

The lesser-known Headhunters of JCPenney Island have left their mark...

After seeing this years Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition, many felt that today's swimsuit models had become just too damn skinny.

Al snow's in-laws

And for just 10 cents a day, you can help feed a starving island girl.

Oh my God Becky don't be such a downer. These dudes just wanna buy us some drinks what's the worst that could happen?

SI Swimsuit model 1: "Do these beeds in my hair make me look fat??"

everyone be on the lookout, you know donald gets a little sneaky when he sees shitty hair pieces

Tim the serial rapist had thrown his net far indeed. This particular trap is meant to reach the "Teenage Hairdressing Fiend" demographic.

NO...YOU whip ME up some skull...BITCH! www.NeilsNotes.com

no diving fucking means no diving!

Johnny, if you plant those old doll heads, give them water and plenty of sun, over time they'll grow strong and last forever...

It's a well know fact that severed heads serve as an excellent shark repellent.