Craptions Classics December 28, 2007

The Olsen Twins shuddered. Someone on the beach was thinner than they were.

AndyDyslexia

Other Craptions

When rescue finally arrived, the lone shipwreck survivor was found trying to re-enact a lesbian porno.

LouieLou

I didn't say I needed "Head on a stick." Janet. I said I needed Head on my...oh forget it!

Poopenmyer

Hillary Duff, Lindsey Lohan, and Paris Hilton wanted soooo bad to be on Futurama. They just forgot it's a cartoon.

twenty2

After conquering Mannequin island, the explorers set off for the Isle of Inflatable Dolls.

dncr

Man in boat: "Well, everything seems to be in order here."

King

Head on a stick. Think about it.

brodie

She looked gorgeous in her golden bikini as she ran down the beach. She was a "10". Then she stopped running. Bo Derek knew where she wasn't wanted.

IrishTerror

The cast for "Turistas 2" cost a lot less, but the acting was just about the same.

Baker.Street

Dude, I told you a porno version of Lord of the Flies would be a terrible idea!

FaultyNinja

Hey! Middle head! Don't you turn your pole on me!

nickula

The writers of Lost finally gave up the secret. It was all a communal dream of three mannequin heads. Left on a deserted island by a deranged jot pervert.

CrankTV

Eventually the residents of Easter Island just didn't even try anymore.

zbeebs

So, do you come here often?

JewelsVern

Against Mr. Hanalei's advice Marsha, Jan, and Cindy failed to return the tiki to it's original burial ground. And well, I think its pretty obvious what happened next.

frrrrrrunkis
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