Craptions Classics December 27, 2007

The real tragedy of Megacock's existence was that with every step he took, he kicked himself in the balls.

lando

Other Craptions

This is what happens if erections last for more than three hours and you DON'T consult a physician

pdgaert8928

Yeah, giant dick. Whatever. But seriously- Check out the titties on that dude!!

whyimhot

I said bring the SOCK puppet not the....never mind!

frrrrrrunkis

A Boston Red Sox hat? I'm so embarrassed to be seen with you.

bubsfoster

Petey the Penis was thrilled when he was chosen to lead the parade. But he had to keep reminding himself not to get too excited or things couldg et messy.

abend954

The Viagra Theme Park had some great rides, but the mascots are a little off-putting.

LordJiro

AP NEWS WIRE: Protesters outside surgeon's office claim malpractice: Large cock: "I wanted a 7 -INCH- penis!" Man with breasts: "I just wanted a haircut..."

dncr

Smilin bob finally realized the truth, you actually ARE what you eat...

senorpablo

This is what happens when a goomba gets a mushroom instead of Mario.

cheesemonster

oh i wish i were an oscar mayeer wiener, that is what i truly want to be. cause if i were an oscar mayer wiener, every body would pleasure me.

acrossthesea

Squirty, the latest addition to the Disney Christmas Parade, loves those backrubs.

kelby

Man, ever since Walt Disney died Disney World has become a fucked up place.

FaultyNinja

During the Gay Pride Parade Stan thought it would be appropriate to wear the clothes he wore on his wedding day .

FaultyNinja

It didn't take long for everyone to agree that Bob needed an intervention for his Enzyte addiction.

gatorboymike
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