Other Craptions

This is what happens if erections last for more than three hours and you DON'T consult a physician

Yeah, giant dick. Whatever. But seriously- Check out the titties on that dude!!

I said bring the SOCK puppet not the....never mind!

A Boston Red Sox hat? I'm so embarrassed to be seen with you.

Petey the Penis was thrilled when he was chosen to lead the parade. But he had to keep reminding himself not to get too excited or things couldg et messy.

The Viagra Theme Park had some great rides, but the mascots are a little off-putting.

AP NEWS WIRE: Protesters outside surgeon's office claim malpractice: Large cock: "I wanted a 7 -INCH- penis!" Man with breasts: "I just wanted a haircut..."

Smilin bob finally realized the truth, you actually ARE what you eat...

This is what happens when a goomba gets a mushroom instead of Mario.

oh i wish i were an oscar mayeer wiener, that is what i truly want to be. cause if i were an oscar mayer wiener, every body would pleasure me.

Squirty, the latest addition to the Disney Christmas Parade, loves those backrubs.

Man, ever since Walt Disney died Disney World has become a fucked up place.

During the Gay Pride Parade Stan thought it would be appropriate to wear the clothes he wore on his wedding day .

It didn't take long for everyone to agree that Bob needed an intervention for his Enzyte addiction.

Leroy's children's show was cancelled quickly. Every time the children gave him a hug, he'd throw up.

Jim Henson's least beloved muppet: Afro-cock.

"I've been trying for days to get the top craption, staying up past midnight to get the first one. I thought tonight would be my time to- Oh come on a dick costume?"

Where's Linda Lovelace? I have a real challenge for her.

One of the happiest penises with eyebrows you'll ever see.

To the alarm of the Secret Service, George W. goes walkabout

Mrs. Clinton strongly denies having knowledge of Hasbro following up Darth Tater with a new face-changing toy by the name of Obama White Potato. The Aide who sent you this photo has been fired.

which brings me to my next point... don't smoke... nevermind

Pete makes good on his promise to "Rock out with my cock out."

Good for the kids to learn early: Inside every black penis, is a white man begging to come out

And so Jeffrey went out to greet the world. He would soon discover that his bank account had been emptied and his identity trotted around Nigeria like a cheap whore, but for this one glorious moment he basked in the fact that the unsolicited email me

"Oh SHIT!" Thought Rich McDicken, momentarily stunned as he realized that he forgot the words to the song he was supposed to sing. He quickly forced a smile as he thought fiercely.

"Look, Billy! It's a goomba from your Mario games. Go give him a hug and Mommy will take your picture."

Oh God, they're still behind me. Okay, okay, just keep smiling and moving forward and, for the love of God, DON'T TRIP!

"Daddy, what's tha-" "Ask your mother."

I swear, Michael Jackson wears the same damn Halloween costume every year.

Look kids! It's a genuine Peter the Penis costume! Complete with real ejaculation-like effects!

Richard felt nervous. the other members of his family had told him t would be fine, but he couldn't help feeling uneasy. Why were they all staring at him.

Branson learned one important lesson that day: Never lowball a costumer on a Scooby Doo.

Well, he certainly wasn't that color when he got here.

Although very well known for its efforts to eliminate racial stereotypes there was at least one for which the NAACP was willing to go to great lengths in order to keep.

Ok Jimmy is here! Now bring the angry pussy and the surprised mouth! Am I forgetting something? Oh the wistling a...

Dick Peters, party of four...calling Dick Peters, party of four. Your table is now ready.

Spluge Fest 2007

Mr. Potato Head's lesser known brother.

Okay, everyone, group hug!

Some felt their for the dramatic was a bit over the top, but none could argue the way they moved the crowd.

Richard always wondered why the people stared at him when the man with the tits was supposed to be the real attration.

Only if we had so many of soldiers!

So?It's just a penis stuck in an ass (from the inside out)

Paul stared on intensely, eager to see which horse would win a fight to the death and win his affection (read 'man-love').

Skeletor's septic tank skeleton

Screw Comic Con. This is the REAL giant dork convention.

Red Sox Bob just couldn't resist grabbing other cocks in public.

Ron Jeremy's penis was spotted by the paparazzi, while taking a walk with his family in California.