Other Craptions

Jim could do nothing but point and stare. He'd never seen what his father did for a living, and now he wished he never had

If you hire a band called 'MeatHammer' to play at your wedding reception, you gotta expect this.

It's not easy being a GnR/Poisen/KISS/Phantom of the Opera tribute band in one.

After the three bears incident, her life spiraled out of control.

God damnit!. I told you three to stop watching German porn.

The sad thing about their situation was that they really were all gay, but everybody thought that they were just being ironic.

Even with the blonde wig, it was obvious Kenny Rogers was NOT fitting in.

It's safe to say Led Zeppelin had not aged well.

And that's when Nelson Muntz pointed his finger and said: HA HA!

Jim, Harald and tony have just realized that they started their 80's hair band 25 years too late.

It would make more sense if the mic and guitars were penises.

The European version of Rockband came with accessories

and everyone wondered how Nickelback would keep people attending their shows in 20 years.

after a night full of pelvic thrusts,whisky and stage levitation, no one expected a 10 song encore from Love Pump

Thank you everyone, you've been a great crowd! Hannah, we hope you had an amazing Bat Mitzah!!!

Tonight's headliners: Testicular Overdrive.

Bob stood frozen in horror and nostalgia as the spontaneous pose took him back to his lumberjack days, long forgotten, and the little mishap showing off with the chainsaw.

"The Lollipops" had a very misleading band name.

The band broke up the next day. The public ridicule was too great. Who wears a silver mask anymore?

If Michelangelo was alive during the 80s this is the type of "Finger of God" shit he'd have to paint.

Guitar Hero 3 came out with some rather odd unlockable characters. One of them being Chris Moyles in drag

Los Angles, 2015. Brittney Spears comeback tour dubbed "A Laugh Riot" by the New York Times. Chris Cocker's YouTube video "Leave Mr. Spears Alone!" is ignored by everyone.

Paula Abdul made her choice known: Tonight she would sleep with the lead singer.

Screenshots from VH1's new Behind The Music documentary titled "When Guitar Heroes Fall."

The band Sexual Deviants was formed after a combination of high LSD intake, severe alcohol dependency, and a really great game of Rock Band.

This new crop of fundamentalist "First Person Chastiser" video games really suck.

What Scott Stapp's fortune teller showed him when he asked her where he'd be in five years.

When I asked for Guitar Hero for Christmas, this is not what I had in mind.

I hope this band thing pays better than crime fighting did.

As the years progressed, Whitesnake played smaller and smaller venues and became an embarrassing parody of themselves.

"Rock Band" can change even mild mannered lumberjacks into stars.

As the members of KISS got older, the former drug use really began to take its toll.

The revelation of it hit him like a wet fish to the face, and as he stared blankly into the crowd, it dwaned on him. maby his father had been right about his "blatent" homosexuality.

the one person in the audience was very pleased that "one homo and two guys" played that night

The Hansons great comeback.

With the declining ratings of "House of Hair," Dee Snyder resorts to touring again to make money...much to his dismay, all but one die hard Twisted Sister fan left the concert.

"The show must go on..." the Masked Bassist knew. "But how?" He thought as the smell of funky transgendered sack made its way across his especially sensitive nasal passage...

A clue!

After the Baywatch gig dried up and her movie career flopped, all the rock contacts Pamela Anderson had made during her early career had finally paid off

the arrival, in the audience, of the hitler youth only spurred The Trannies on.

"The show must go on," the Masked Bassist thought, "but how?" he wondered as the aroma of funky dragqueen sack made its way to his rather sensitive nose.

Then Joe realized that taking his date to this particular show would not have a happy ending.

They were on their way to the top, and no homophobic neo-nazi was going to tell them otherwise.

"I thought you said joining your band would get me laid?" "Only if you get that damn smirk off your face."

"Jodie couldn't make it for the gig. We got her brother to fill in for her... "

Well the telecaster is my favorite guitar for it's powerful tone that still retains the nuance of my playing.

We now know that "Yin Yang" roughly translates to "Dumb Fucking Idiot"

VH1: Where are they now? With just the Wizard of Oz, The Tinman, ScareCrow, and the Cowardly Lion were reduced to playing the underground gay bars of Kansas. Dorothy was never heard of again.

Tonight's headliners: Liberace won the elections.