Other Craptions

He was a scab, and if there is one thing that the National Santa's Union doesn't like, its a fucking SCAB!

When the dyslexics decided to 'rid the world of Satan', tragedy was inevitable.

Santa proposed that Christians abandon their materialistic holiday, and have Christmas honor the birth of Jesus again. It didn't go over well

Ho, Ho, Holy Shit!!!

"I've heard of stockings hung with glee but this is ridiculous! Get it?! Ha!" "Shut up and chant, Steve."

Teacher says that every time Santa is hung from a stoplight, an angel gets its wings.

Yes Virginia, there WAS a Santa Claus...

With the rise of the $600 video game console, the devaluation of world currency, and the environment hurtling toward disaster, it was only a matter of time before the stocking market collapsed.

Now let's see the Easter Bunny show his pink fluffy ass around here again.

the kkk decided to get into the holiday spirit by dressing up for the season.

Getting a first kiss under the dangling santa makes for a way better story than mistletoe.

Martin's life flashed before his eyes and he noticed the moment he made the decision resulting in this; He wanted to be the first Jewish Santa.

"...But other than that, yeah, Christmas in Saudi Arabia is pretty much exactly the same."

Actually, one holiday is pretty much like any other holiday when you live in Effigy, Alabama.

Nobody thought he'd go through with it, but he did. All everyone wants is a goddamn wii.

The International Brotherhood of Department Store Santas started to realise that Tehran wasn't the right place to hold their convention.

Oddly, the one holiday decoration that doesn't offend atheists.

Santa #46 had committed treason, and was justly punished.

little did they know. the signpost was not designed to take the extra weight of, red velvet and fur trimming.

The North's version of the KKK, the Kris Kringle's Klan, finally caught the real Santa and strung him up like Christmas lights on a nice and snowy Christmas night.

The Santa was hung from the stoplight with care, in hopes that St. Nichol....oh wait.

Dammit! I TOLD you the Jews would rise again!

Brooks was here. So was Red So was Santa

"I'm not sure thats a pinata!" "Who cares, lets hit it with sticks and see what comes out."

After an indictment which in which Mr. Clause was found guilty of calling a woman a "Ho Ho Ho" the previously jolly man found his last resort as a stream of protesters harried him.

Post Nativity Syndrome affects one out of four hundred Santa Clauses. Donate now!

After centuries of stuffing himself down chimneys and dealing with pampered brats, Santa finally gave himself what HE wanted for Christmas.

"I'm sorry, you chose incorrectly. That was, in fact, the real Santa."

"Hey! Somebody pull his pant's down!" "Shh...you asshole."

Santa died for your sins.

Despite Santa's best intentions, the video game generation reacted negatively to the re-introduction of wooden toys.

Mel Gibson's version of "Miracle on 34th Street." ...Guess what religion the bad Santas are? (hint: it rhymes with jew)

After the elves saw what happed to Saddam, they figured "what the hell."

The elves hated to do it, but this was the only way that the revolution would succeed.

the green light was stuck for a long time... but this is to much

"Jesus George, last Christmas you ruined the turkey and now this!?"

after hanging Hussien the muslims got addicted.

"Santa was hung on the traffic light with care..."

The Orphan's Finally Get To See Santa!!

The Orphans Finally Get To See Santa!!!!

"...so, in conclusion, when you make a cd out of corn and hold it up like this, it sortof looks like a boob".

While few truly believed that Dave deserved what happened to him, it was generally considered that he *did* encourage the children to sit on his lap for an inappropriately long time.

"A little higher...little more...ah yeah, thanks... BILL! i'm over here!"

When Santa paid his elves less than minimum wage...

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When Johnny's mother found out that young Johnny felt something poking him while sitting on Santa's lap, she knew something had to be done.

We told that fat man to get that reindeer shit off our roofs "or else". Guess we should have interpreted the "or else" as "a public lynching followed by cake".

We told that bastard not to give us coal.

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