Other Craptions

I told you guys 11 times, DO NOT go to Mexico for butt implants.

And now for something exactly the same, men with four buttocks.

you know christmas is right around the corner when there is a barage of anus posted across cracked

My Spanish is a little rusty, does 'frijoles' mean they're not charging for ass?

And that, kids, was the last time I ever dropped acid.

Holy Frijoles Memo #1243: "Tijuana Gay Sensitivity Training Seminar Was A Resounding Failure".

the only two simple words you need to know when you've missed the dealine for the newest craption photo CUT AND PASTE

Kiss my shiny rubber ass

The Beastie Boys have officially run out of ideas

it seems the girl in the back round didn't realize it was christmas when she arrived at the parade dressed as a ninja turtle.

"Just stand perfectly still," remarked Dave, "their sight is based on movement."

"hmmmm, the guy to my right is okay, but the one on my left? that has "J-LO" ass written all over it!"

Mijo, I told you to stay away from the bean dip.

"I told you that wasn't a candy cane in Santa's pants."

Every day is repost day.

If sniffs and touch and butts were candy and fudge and nuts, we would all have a Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry, Gay Christmas. Merry Christmas all

I just wanted to evolve past the whole 'fake-ass-with-track-pant' routine

Holy shit! where's the middle due's legs!?!

The San Juan Butt Pirate's season was off to as bad start as Larry once again forgot his uniform.

On December 24th, the many layers of the phrase "double trouble" will be unveiled to you, and you'll never look at life the same way again.

FUCK YEA!

Frank was suddenly and powerfully hit with a sense of deja vu.

Can you spot the difference?

two simple words you need to know when you've missed the dealine for the newest craption photo.

what's a guy gotta do to get topped around here?

Carebear convention goers are getting weirder every year...

Desperate gay men

Team "Cheeks" Was looking for their 3rd consecutive win in the Ass Cart races held in Mexico City during Christmas.

"Free holes" indeed. These sex workers take a break from signing autographs at a convention, May 5th.

"Can you feel that cool draught, Bob?"...

This is what happens when undercover drug agents sample a little too much of the "evidence".

No, no, no! We came here to sing "Feliz Navidad", not "please slob my knob". Idiots!

"I think Becky like me!" "Dude not the time or the place. where the fuck is our ride, People are staring"

John wondered, *Maybe I shouldn't have worn the sombrero...maybe it's just a little "out-there".*

"So, uh, guys...when do I get my fake ass? I mean, we've been out here for hours." "Soon, Steve, soon you shall trade in your fatigues for the glorious plastic anus of Les Shopping Farts."

"Welcome to Osama Headstart. Please take out your A.K.'s and practice thrusting them in he air..."

He went thata way!!

Fffffffrrrrrrrttttttt . . . . *psst . . . are farts supposed to be lumpy?*

At the Gay rights walk finally someone noticed Tom wasn't actually wearing assless chaps.

Blowjob motion capture.