Craptions Classics December 23, 2007

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mr1swift

Other Craptions

I told you guys 10 times, DO NOT to go to Mexico for butt implants.

acrossthesea

Sadly, Miguel lost his ass in the divorce settlement.

whybother?

Just wait till the dude in the middle turns around.

MenDAKE

"Oh... my god, Becky, look at his butt..."

rockmanjay

I know what democracy is! All I'm saying is, we watch "Brokeback mountain" every day of the year can't we just try "It's a wonderful life" for the sake of Christmas Eve. Hell, I'll settle for "The Muppet Christmas Carol".

mmpl

"I'm nt freezing my ass off, I'm breaking it in for a friend"

Queenoflobster

We're here, we're queer, and we're...Mexican?

ZacDilone

By 2020 ass implants became so popular that doctors ran out of stitches and resorted to duct tape

ripcurlsurfer44

But other than that, yeah, Christmas in Mexico is pretty much the same.

cateraction

what's a guy gotta do to get topped around here?

flick

OMG, that guy's mustache is hilarious.

MenDAKE

The immigrants found themselves confused by the Americans different holiday traditions.

Uttermadness

Oh yeah, Santa? Well at least I have my dignity.

Goldfish

It was a sad day when white guys started to imitate Prince.

GoatBoy
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