Other Craptions

...but other than that, French Christmas is pretty much the same

Why are you all staring!? There is a sparkler in my ass! WHY IS NO ONE HELPING!?

"Even if I lose at least I'll still have my dignity."

I hate French Disneyland.

Many fans gather to watch as Elton John blows out the candles on his birthday cake.

Passer-bys awaited in anticipation at this newly-erected fountain in Florence, Italy, wondering just where the water would spout out.

...and jesus wept

After "embracing radical islam" and "drugdealing" Mrs. Clinton strongly denies all knowledge of Barack Obama having been an acrobat. The aid who sent you this photo has been fired.

Right Said Fred's career never really recovered after this. It appears they were NOT too sexy for a sparkler in the ass.

It was at this moment, Brad wished he had followed the advice given to him by his guidance counsler.

Taking a cue from Superman, homosexual superheroes Captain Fellatio and his sidekick Bubble Butt Boy turn back the earth's rotation to stop the book of Leviticus from being written.

Why settle for one mostly naked guy doing a handstand above a crowd with a sparkler in his ass when you can have two.

HOLY SHIT!!! since when were women allowed out of the house

Petomane Arty & DoReMi Farty only know one song, but like always around Christmas time their version of "Rudolph the red nosed reindeer" is the hit, the talk and the smell of the town. Bravo.

You see doctor, when I stand on my hands in a black leather thong with a sparkler in my ass, my reflection looks nothing like me...

No, Earthlings, it is not us, the Assalonions who have a funny accent, it is you!

Our world today if Siegfried and Roy had won The War.

Tonight on Fox: When Breakfast Burritos Go Bad 2

I hope the writers' strike ends soon or else this will become prime-time programming.

Sadly, even in their homecountry of France, Pierre and Claude were considered too gay.

You know how I know you're gay? You are angling your head ever so slighty for a better view

Crowds of admiring onlookers watch the Superhomo Twins push earth out of asteroid's deadly path.

Americans were given the choice to watch the thong handstanding finals, or the World Cup, and this was the sad result.

After getting cut from Cirque du Soleil, George and Melvin founded the less popular Cirque du So-Gay.

"Oh... my god, Becky, look at his butt..."

Demonstrating the lessons of life: "If you've got it, flaunt it!"

the end result of when the logo channel started indorsing cirque de soliel

The DA was sure he could have gotten a conviction if only Micheal Jackson's "Magical Van Of Secrets Go Go Go" was admissible as evidence.

"Shit, I forgot to shave."

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Review of Die Hard: Dramatic-yet-catchy-subtitle Pros: Bruce Willis as John McClane has to HOLD DOWN THE WORLD to save it. Cons: The producers promised topless scenes and explosions, but went way over budget buying flowers. The result is shown

A new way to absolutley without any doubt find out if you are gay.The testers shoved up their asses were never wrong!

After the tragic mishaps at last years Anal Pyrotechnics Festival, the performers opted to switch to sparklers, instead of roman candles.

After months of eager anticipation, spectators gasped as Looma the Giant gave birth to not one but two younglings!

Quick, catch it! Our dignity's falling!

The crowd of fundamentalists was ecstatic--until they realized they were actually the ones being "left behind..."

The lesser known parts of Siegfried and Roy's career is lesser known for a reason.

the newest constipation remedy from france was only popular among the gay district of san fransisco. from the rest, well... it was merly a spectator sport.

Y'know, except for their terrifying techno music and this, Germans are pretty much the same as Americans...

With unimaginable speed, the two sumo wrestlers fell from the plane above.

"I think she likes you man." "Really, I thought it looked like she was looking at you." "No, she is defiantly checking you out." "I guess so." "Hey, wanna play I spy?" "Sure."

What male strippers do to earn a living after they get old.

What happens when you take away 4KIDS!

Weird? This is just a normal Saturday in Quebec.

It's raining men.. hallelujah... it's raining men.. amen

Thomas had been training for the duel for months, but nothing could prepare him for Richard's expertise with an ass-sparkler.

This isn't funny you sadistic fuck.

They say "a picture says a thousand words". This one says two.....Damn French!!!

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