Craptions Classics December 22, 2007

Everyone cheered, when finally our friends from the stars sucked up the last of the homosexuals.

hobbithole23

Other Craptions

...but other than that, French Christmas is pretty much the same

pdgaert8928

Why are you all staring!? There is a sparkler in my ass! WHY IS NO ONE HELPING!?

FaultyNinja

"Even if I lose at least I'll still have my dignity."

Nick Coffin

I hate French Disneyland.

IrishTerror

Many fans gather to watch as Elton John blows out the candles on his birthday cake.

hobbithole23

Passer-bys awaited in anticipation at this newly-erected fountain in Florence, Italy, wondering just where the water would spout out.

mw27

...and jesus wept

ripcurlsurfer44

After "embracing radical islam" and "drugdealing" Mrs. Clinton strongly denies all knowledge of Barack Obama having been an acrobat. The aid who sent you this photo has been fired.

mmpl

Right Said Fred's career never really recovered after this. It appears they were NOT too sexy for a sparkler in the ass.

senorpablo

It was at this moment, Brad wished he had followed the advice given to him by his guidance counsler.

skkflip

Taking a cue from Superman, homosexual superheroes Captain Fellatio and his sidekick Bubble Butt Boy turn back the earth's rotation to stop the book of Leviticus from being written.

gatorboymike

Why settle for one mostly naked guy doing a handstand above a crowd with a sparkler in his ass when you can have two.

Kutulhu

HOLY SHIT!!! since when were women allowed out of the house

Enter_Shikari

Petomane Arty & DoReMi Farty only know one song, but like always around Christmas time their version of "Rudolph the red nosed reindeer" is the hit, the talk and the smell of the town. Bravo.

Queenoflobster
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