Craptions Classics December 21, 2007

Paul Bunyan has some weird ass kidney stones.

FaultyNinja

Other Craptions

Billy knew saying 'Holy Fuck' in the playground was wrong...but he was not prepared for the consequences.

Kutulhu

Billy was happy with his new discovery. He was tired of playing with the assholes on the other side of the playground.

stevietallcan

In another reality David got totally owned by Goliath.

MenDAKE

The second time God decided to send his son down to Earth, he decided that he should make things a little clearer.

Next_Level

Man, am I pissed.

MenDAKE

The original birth of Superman scene was deemed to graphic for a family movie.

studidthis

Men, if Hilary Clinton is voted into the WhiteHouse, this is how children will be born in the future. Also 9/11. ~Rudy Giuliani

Jonathan Kimak

"Actually, Ma'am, the entrance is even more disturbing!"

pizzamogul

And that's how babies are born

pdgaert8928

A whole new meaning to the phrase "man eating cock"

NeoRudeboy

Pikachu's boyfriend.

jic

Ok, but just the tip.

JackieTreehorn

Other than that, japanese children are born just the same as us.

cheeseypeas

Minutes away from rescuing Princess Toadstool, Super Mario warps out of the wrong pipe.

weevil
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