Other Craptions

Billy knew saying 'Holy Fuck' in the playground was wrong...but he was not prepared for the consequences.

Billy was happy with his new discovery. He was tired of playing with the assholes on the other side of the playground.

In another reality David got totally owned by Goliath.

The second time God decided to send his son down to Earth, he decided that he should make things a little clearer.

Man, am I pissed.

The original birth of Superman scene was deemed to graphic for a family movie.

Men, if Hilary Clinton is voted into the WhiteHouse, this is how children will be born in the future. Also 9/11. ~Rudy Giuliani

"Actually, Ma'am, the entrance is even more disturbing!"

And that's how babies are born

A whole new meaning to the phrase "man eating cock"

Pikachu's boyfriend.

Ok, but just the tip.

Other than that, japanese children are born just the same as us.

Minutes away from rescuing Princess Toadstool, Super Mario warps out of the wrong pipe.

And now John's sexual fantasies were just getting out of hand....

"Just bite down on a pillow" said Andre the giant, "It'll be over soon"

lalalala elmo's world You have been tickling Elmo for 12 years now!! Welcome to super Elmo's world. It's Elmo's turn to tickle you!!! lalalala super Elmo's world hahahahahaha

Astroglide FTW

Honey, I shrunk the kids and blew up Papa Smurf.

And so the giant penis of celestial justice ate the pervert and all the kids at the park lived happily ever after. The End.

STD on LSD.

Little did Bob know that the interestingly-designed sidewlk was simply the bait...

The jizz... IT'S ALIVE!

What a sticky situation.

Having engaged in a former life of unholy, riotous living, Rajiv was not especially surprised about being reincarnated as a blank sperm cell.

*gasp for air* shit my dad never explained that part

Lil Jon's music video for the song "skeet skeet skeet"; was perceived by everyone as too "out there".

KIDney stones

I'll never bet again!

After the unpopularity of 2 Girls: 1 Boat, and the shocking disaster than was 1 Boy: 1 Blue Whale, Crazy Asian Film studios begins to wonder exactly who their original fanbase was.

"My dick is so big, my sperm come out full grown."

The real honest bitch about this situation... when spermy here has to go back in to get his wallet

Hefty Smurf completely destroys a common myth about steroids.

The original concept of "habla con ella" was a hell of a lot scarier

He came out of the slide.

He had built a fence around it. He had strapped it down. He had crashed his car into it. Finally, Larry just gave up

The Fantastic Voyage. NC-17.

Jack Hardcastle, Intrepid Urologist

Hey Bobby! There's no line for THIS ride!

The "John Holmes" ride bombed its opening day at Six Flags. The ride's creators blame the complimentary eye herpes for its failure.

Some sex ed teachers are better than others.

Little Shop of Horrors Land closed down three days after its opening

There once was a man named McBribe, Who could fart when-ever he tried, He made bundles of cash, but using his gas, To inflate all the Carnival rides.

Captain Planet's terrifying secret.

Bill didn't just want to re-live his birth, he wanted to re-live his conception.

where's the suspicious vagina looking ride?

Viagara: If erection persists for more than 4 hours seek medical attention immediately. But, if it turns red, blue and green, and spits on fully developed children, even better.

And god said, "from my dick, i give you, adam."

As one could see him coming from a mile a way, destroying most or all fantasies of surprise encounters with complete strangers, Galactus was a higly unpopular figure amongst dogging aficionados.