Other Craptions

...but other than that, yeah, France is just like the United States.

I think I'll skip this new X-men movie.

Okay, well if Tom Cruise doesn't show up in another 30 minutes we'll have to just start devotions without him.

So, do you think they'll take our protest seriously?

NO MATTER HOW MANY CLOTHES JAKE TOOK OFF....STILL CHRIS CORNELL WONT EVEN LOOK AT HIM

Without any writers to work on scripts, the plotlines of LOST began to degrade far quicker than usual.

It doesn't happen every year, but when the Federlines have a family reunion, they all show up.

Gay Pride...the morning after.

In the midst of their drug-induced stupor, they had all missed the bus that would take them from the 60's to the 21st century.

Unfortunately, the newest edition of Where's Waldo? did not quite appeal to their key demographic.

And that's why nobody ever says "What happens in Amsterdam, stays in Amsterdam."

Stacy and Clinton from "What Not to Wear" would face their greatest challenge yet.

With nothing left but his boots, underwear, and bandana Jeff realized he had given all he could to the cause and was sad.

wait...NOBODY brought any issues?

It is still unclear how they all came down from their acid trip at the same time, in the same place.

When Archy rolled out of bed this morning and looked in the mirror, he thought to himself, "Now all I need is a bandana and biker boots."

Fat naked guy: This is all in my head. Keep it together, keep it together!

Prince holds his "People I slept with this week" convention

Typical line at the San Francisco D.M.V.

So he sat there, debating whether to put on his costume, wondering if this was really where he belonged.

The "Iowans for Kucinich" rally demonstrated Hillary's weakness in the middle-American bad wardrobe demographic.

see the rainbow, taste the rainbow, smell the reefer.

The blue skinned alien didn't find blending in on Earth as difficult as you might think

The singles mixer at the Star Trek convention began to falter when six of the eight women present left to stalk Shatner.

The reviews are in and they're unanimous, this is the worst version of "Godspell" ever produced!

Patel quickly learned that the world of the white man was not for him.

OK, Im half naked, and surrounded by clowns and hippies. How much did I have to drink last night?

Meat Loaf could only sit and sulk after failing to prove to the crowd that he did not, in fact, have bitch tits.

Welcome Berkley Class of '69

The question and answer session after every awareness/pride parade.

One mistake lead to another after Henery tried to go back 40 minutes in his new time machine to keep his wife from leaving him for the Burning Man Project.

While waiting to greet the Village People, Fritz sat embarrassed knowing he would not look very pretty dressed in his wife's underpants.

"Wow it's one of those dreams where I show up at a gay pride parade in my underwear" "Ted... this isn't a dream" "...Well then, I'm off to hang myself"

"so you mean it's not the thiong that makes me look fat, its the bitch tits"

Chris Cornell set and looked at his new band "Music-monkeys". "Damn. I miss being in Soundgarden and Audioslave!"

With Gerry Garcia dead and Phish disbanded, Dave Navarro saw an opportunity to bolster his career by recruiting aimless hippies as "Dave heads." Unfortunately, his Filipino neighbor beat him to the punch.

"Look around, Tom! Everyone made some effort. For Pete's sake, the guy behind me has roller-blades AND an umbrella hat. And all you got was a simple red clown nose. That's why I'm ignoring you, ok."

And one day Destro just got high, and wondered off...

Wow...talk about deja vu...

First they came for the Clowns but I was not a Clown so I did not speak out. Then they came for the shirtless hobo's and the silly glasses wearing people but I was not one of them, so I did not speak out. Then they came for the hippies but I was not

Finally being a freak became the norm and it no longer seemed to be as much fun.

Dungeons and Dragons was never meant to be played in public.

Wow, this is so weird: PALM TREES!!

Yet another stupid city decides that it's good do burn all the confiscated drugs in the town square.

the group was united in their protest against normalcy and good taste.

The freshman Congressional Democrats began to gather for their first group photo.

The extra's from REM's "Shiny Happy People" video struggled to find any more work.

With a deep sigh, Mike removed his ceremonial vestments and prepared to return home. The Church of the Immortal Gozar had turned out to be a complete sausage-fest.

The best argument yet for the proliferation of nuclear weapons...