Craptions Classics December 19, 2007

Imelda Marcos suddenly realized she was in hell. She only had 19.95.

dncr

Other Craptions

Despite all the signs Timmy made, no one seemed to want to buy his Grandma.

noscoe

Mary wondered why her prostitution business had fallen off the past few years. Maybe she wasn't advertising enough...

jestyr

the years hadnt been kind to Carmen Sandiego

cokieblume

Grandma Turnbuckle hatefully eyed the competition, who had just finished plastering its front windows with $19.95 signs. Oh it was on...

cigjonser

Inflation is out of control. This was a $1 store just last week.

123456

Gray cashmere scarf: $20 Bowler hat: $20 Magenta lipstick: $20 Cliche price joke: Priceless.

planB

With lips like that, I was willing to go as high as $25.

RhinoDoc

(Singing) "How much is that doggy in the wi....oh."

Stretch

Bob was a little disappointed with the results of the sex change operation, but hey, at least it was cheap.

pdgaert8928

The number 23 II: 20

mmpl

Whatever's going on here, it's probably Bush's fault.

gatorboymike

The bomb Edna had hidden in her coat was going to make the twenty dollar sale far costlier than any of the other customers had anticipated.

Tucky

The bomb hidden in Edna's coat was going to make the sale far costlier than advertised.

Tucky

Lady Huntington was understandably miffed when the clerk refused to tell her how much the hat case cost.

Adamant
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