Imelda Marcos suddenly realized she was in hell. She only had 19.95.
Despite all the signs Timmy made, no one seemed to want to buy his Grandma.
Mary wondered why her prostitution business had fallen off the past few years. Maybe she wasn't advertising enough...
the years hadnt been kind to Carmen Sandiego
Grandma Turnbuckle hatefully eyed the competition, who had just finished plastering its front windows with $19.95 signs. Oh it was on...
Inflation is out of control. This was a $1 store just last week.
Gray cashmere scarf: $20
Bowler hat: $20
Magenta lipstick: $20
Cliche price joke: Priceless.
With lips like that, I was willing to go as high as $25.
(Singing) "How much is that doggy in the wi....oh."
Bob was a little disappointed with the results of the sex change operation, but hey, at least it was cheap.
The number 23 II: 20
Whatever's going on here, it's probably Bush's fault.
The bomb Edna had hidden in her coat was going to make the twenty dollar sale far costlier than any of the other customers had anticipated.
The bomb hidden in Edna's coat was going to make the sale far costlier than advertised.
Lady Huntington was understandably miffed when the clerk refused to tell her how much the hat case cost.