Other Craptions

Despite all the signs Timmy made, no one seemed to want to buy his Grandma.

Mary wondered why her prostitution business had fallen off the past few years. Maybe she wasn't advertising enough...

the years hadnt been kind to Carmen Sandiego

Grandma Turnbuckle hatefully eyed the competition, who had just finished plastering its front windows with $19.95 signs. Oh it was on...

Inflation is out of control. This was a $1 store just last week.

Gray cashmere scarf: $20 Bowler hat: $20 Magenta lipstick: $20 Cliche price joke: Priceless.

With lips like that, I was willing to go as high as $25.

(Singing) "How much is that doggy in the wi....oh."

Bob was a little disappointed with the results of the sex change operation, but hey, at least it was cheap.

The number 23 II: 20

Whatever's going on here, it's probably Bush's fault.

The bomb Edna had hidden in her coat was going to make the twenty dollar sale far costlier than any of the other customers had anticipated.

The bomb hidden in Edna's coat was going to make the sale far costlier than advertised.

Lady Huntington was understandably miffed when the clerk refused to tell her how much the hat case cost.

Martha walked away both dejected and embarrassed. "Damn my foolish mind," she lamented to herself. "How could I have forgotten about the sales tax?"

Agnes overestimates her street value.

I'm a fucking useless rich old lady

The true Deep Throat was ready to reveal her identity in a candid interview, but Barbara Walters never showed up to what she thought was the studio for 20/20.

The 21st century version of the Cigar Store Indian: The Bargain Shop Jewess.

I'm set!, the hooker thought too herself. Free advertising!

Prostitution is just not the same in France.

No one understood why these fliers were so expensive, but they sold like hot cakes.

The Blue Light District's budget corner has seen better days.

The Clearance Sale of Dr. Moreau.

Deal or No Deal's success leads to an ill-conceived spin-off

Sadly, as prositiutes get older they often need to lower what they charge and advertise specials in order to compete.

My, how times have changed. Back in my day being a twenty dollar whore was something a girl could be PROUD of.

20 dower each i sucky sucky

Older prostitutes are on sale today.

Give me twenty dorrar soldier boy, I rove you rong time.

The bargain witch struck quickly, and marked down the entire store to half price.

Reginald, now Reginalda, wiped herself down. Still contemplating if she had paid too much,what kinda numbed all the new happy feelings. Now it started to hurt.

With a blizzard on its way and rivals on every street corner, poor old Helen knew she needed a publicity team to stand out these days

Year-end clearance sale! Last year's models must go to make room for our new inventory!

A $20 whore just ain't what it used to be.

"WELCOME TO THE $20 DOLLAR STORE, WHERE EVERYTHING IS $20! TOOTHPASTE? $20! EXTRA KIDNEY? $20! CRABBY OLD MAID? THAT'S RIGHT! YOU GUESSED IT! $20!"

China Whites were loosing money more and more each week! They had to put entry prices up and go for the low cost bouncers!

"Marlon? Marlon Brando is that you? It's me, Sam... you remember, from high school!?! Damn, it's good to see you. Why yes, I do have a bit less hair. I guess the years haven't been kind to either of us. Ha, ha!"

Those fuckers won't be asking how much shit costs here anymore.

Yet more proof that if you wait long enough, prices WILL go down.

The bomb concealed under Edna's coat was about to make a trip to this market far costlier than advertised.

Window-shopping in Amsterdam is a business with a lot of choices. Some women have to do what they can to compete.

your mother

You might think that soon enough inflation would indeed have made shopping at the $20 Hooker Store a real bargain. Unfortunately, time had also played a trick on the products, and lowered their value accordingly.

The bargain window of Rowdy Ralf's Whorehouse proved to be a marketing failure.

Yes, yes, cheap whore. Ha ha, now I get it.

Muajajaja one day, one day the world will fall to me, the 20$ of Doom!

That's the look his mother had when she gave birth to him.

That asshole! He said it was true diamond! I shouldn't let him have me... hunf... But I still love that toothless smile...