Craptions Classics December 18, 2007

Mary had had enough shit from the Llama, with one swift punch she burst through it's rib cage and pulled out it's still beating heart

Wrultizer

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A pictorial representation of Michael Jackson's life from right to left.

MoonMilk

Nancy was too young to understand what was happening, but that didn't stop Bruno from enjoying it.

bubsfoster

This one feels ripe mommy. Can we eatz him?

123456

Show us on the llama where he touched you.

omgtehlindsay

In a perfect world, in another dimension, Barry Manilow is a llama and it's safe to let your children touch him.

Queenoflobster

Finish him!!!

dncr

Of course, the white llama was the first one touched.

rollingStone

Tim Burton's sequel "Edward Llamahands" didn't receive the popularity of the original.

Stretch

Rachel's deformed llama-hand was a complete embarrassment to her family.

Vent

Life on the inside is tough, Suzie. Either get busy living, or get busy shearing, spinning and dyeing.

Asok_Green

She didn't begin struggling until she realized that the seemingly harmless creature had taken the rest of her arm hostage.

villike

Down at the two-legged llama ranch.

JewelsVern

In attempts to compete with the viral sensation, Cindy's parents released their video "2 Llamas, 1 Girl"

FaultyNinja

Sweetheart, Daddy and Mommy have something to explain to you. Every notice how short your neck is?

MenDAKE
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