Other Craptions

A pictorial representation of Michael Jackson's life from right to left.

Nancy was too young to understand what was happening, but that didn't stop Bruno from enjoying it.

This one feels ripe mommy. Can we eatz him?

Show us on the llama where he touched you.

In a perfect world, in another dimension, Barry Manilow is a llama and it's safe to let your children touch him.

Finish him!!!

Of course, the white llama was the first one touched.

Tim Burton's sequel "Edward Llamahands" didn't receive the popularity of the original.

Rachel's deformed llama-hand was a complete embarrassment to her family.

Life on the inside is tough, Suzie. Either get busy living, or get busy shearing, spinning and dyeing.

She didn't begin struggling until she realized that the seemingly harmless creature had taken the rest of her arm hostage.

Down at the two-legged llama ranch.

In attempts to compete with the viral sensation, Cindy's parents released their video "2 Llamas, 1 Girl"

Sweetheart, Daddy and Mommy have something to explain to you. Every notice how short your neck is?

This is why kids shouldn't watch Temple of Doom.

"Mom, is lama bad?" "Yes honey, islam is bad. You have terrific insight for a three year old."

"Man, that bitch just ask to pet the emu?" "Get her away from me Lance. Get her away now."

...And the next day, "Bill Nye the Science Guy" was cancelled.

Upon further inspection Cindy learned that even in the llama world the black ones are bigger!

Uma Thurman began training for her role in Kill Bill at a surprisingly young age.

Katie suffered of a terrible infection that caused her right arm to grow in the shape of a llama, but she made the best of it by fucking with other real llamas

Little did she know, little Abby accidentally stumbled upon a wormhole to the other side of the universe.

It wasn't the right time to explain to little Amy where next years jacket would come from.

If you are JAPANESE LOOK AWAY NOW! Phew, close call. Last thing we need is a future filled by fistula based porn, with the midgets and the livestock and the blatent archaic racism.

You can see by the look in the llama's eyes that it knew this was wrong. But it was just too damn ashamed to tell anyone.

Lucy the Llama froze... "would the little girl see it? Would it show up in the photo?" Lucy would just die if anyone discovered the tattoo she got during Spring Break 2001!

The critics all agreed; little Suzie had brought puppetry to a new level.

"George, I swear if she touches me again I'm gonna...Aw shit, its on now, bitch!"

Easter Egg hunting on Grandma's alpaca farm sounded like more fun than it actually was.

"I knew our Mirror World counter parts had Goatees but not LLAMA-tees!" "Shut the fuck up Frank and kill the girl"

Sally had always wondered, did they really smell worse on the inside?

Little Katy loved 3 things. 1. Coloring Books. 2. Visiting Granny's 3. How soft Granny's llama's tongues were against her bare buttocks. www.NeilsNotes.com

Separate but equal

Little Katie loved the white one. Little Katie hated the black one. www.NeilsNotes.com

Despite PETA's protests and threats of a lawsuit, "Guess What The Llama Ate" was a hit!

Michael Jackson's latest face lift was his most disturbing one to date.

Little Katie waited patiently for the black one to break dance. www.NeilsNotes.com

"A fucking Llama farm Frank," Helen screamed at her husband on their child's birthday. "Listen bitch, clowns are fucking lame!" yelled Frank

Little Amy shows off her llama puppet and startles passers by when the realistic looking llama appears to talk and swear like a sailor.

Kali Ma Shakti de!!!

And here you have your standerd Hybrid white llama next to last years gas guzzling black llama.

What's worse? It's a girl llama

"Oh Ghost of Llama Fyoocha', please take me home! I simply can't beah' the sight of it anymoh'! I promise to be kind to all llamas from now on! Each and ev'ry one!"

Guess which one of the three takes it in the ass on the first date and you could win a pony! At: www.NeilsNotes.com

Hey look mommy this is where they get chocolate covered raisins!!!!!! I think the black one makes the crunchy ones i don't like.

Cindy had a gift for crafting realistic hand puppets

fluff girl

While definatly a first, lama ventriloquism never caught on

It wouldnt be until her teenage years that Suzie would stray to the "Dark Side"...