Other Craptions

Excuse me, I think there's a hair in my soup.

You really don't wanna see the bowl in his left hand. No sir.

Grandpa never quite understood the concept of a bowl cut.

Don't let the white coat fool you. There's no scientific value to this experiment.

How to grow an old man from a bowl.

Whisks are for people that don't have beards.

No, I asked for soup in a BREAD-bowl!

Just dip it in, wait a few seconds, and WOW! Notice the difference? That's the power of Oxy Clean!

Eating dinner at a lunatic's house can be a very awkward experience.

Confucius say: This like when you sit on toilet. You need good shave.

Few people know that to get a really kick ass beard you have to keep it well watered.

Robert Teabag's first trials to invent a new delicious and refreshing drink failed misserable.

Old man Wilkins thought it was a little strange that the candyfloss recipe contained 3 drops of the blood of a demon. Then it attempted to devour his chin...

Grandpa didn't know what "bird's nest soup" meant, so he improvised.

Beard. It's what's for dinner.

O.K. who ordered the bearded clam?

Ever since growing his beard, Castro has had trouble drinking soup.

So THAT'S the Colonel's secret ingredient. Ewwwwwww...

ch ch ch chia!!!

Kellogg's least popular cereal... Beardy-Os.

WORLD HUNGER SOLVED!

From the makers of Chia-Pet, it's Chia-Chin!

The new serial: "bearded old man" - just add milk!

The beard stuck quickly, clamoring out of the bowl.

This is the lesser known brother of Stonewall Jackson, "Stonebowl Jackson". Killed in 1863 at the Battle of the Cheerios.

Hold on, just let me finish my bowl of - OH MY GOD!!!

Post-modern cuisine sure does suck

People in the 1950's were a lot less spoiled. They'd watch pics like this one for hours on end till they perceived the guy to vomit all over causing "One hobo and one bed pan" to totally gross them out, not to mention shit themselves with laughter. F

"And today on HSN, we have the Beard Bath. This amazing new product will give your beard that shine and volume you're really looking for. Call now, operators are standing by."

No, no, no!!!! I said HIRSUTE, not HAIR SOUP!!!

Later in life, 'please sir, can I have some more' didn't work so well for Oliver Twist.

No soup for you!

LIFE: The early days; God stews up another batch of amoebas.

Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia!

And now comes the beard sex.

Marketing was confused...Colonel Beardie's BeardiO's, never quite caught on the way other breakfast cereals had.

After a freak accident Jean's entire scrotal region had to be grafted to his face. But he had to admit, it did make being the cook at TGI Fridays more fun.

A self-portrait by M.C. Escher's less talented brother, Hans. Unable to equal his brother's mastery of perspective, Hans chose to "out-weird" him.

A innovator of style even at an old age, Ned reinvents the hat.

A combination of Fermented berries, and Wooly Mammoth make puke look like this.

"What are you looking at, this is my bitch", now take me home for Kibble

Sing along with me no: "He's got the bowl beard in his hands..."

Skeletor's septic tank skeleton

"Um, waitres, there's a beard in my soup." "...that's your beard..." "Fuck you."

Nostradamus is watching you.

No, that isn't a recipe for hair pie, you twit.

All his freinds had warned him, but mr miyagi went down on her anyway, "shampoo fix all" he said. the shampoo would rid the beard of crabs, but the top part of his face would never grow back.

mmm...beard-o's.

MMMMMM.....Beardios