Craptions Classics December 17, 2007

In his later years, Santa Claus began to offer increasingly bizarre things to children.

omgtehlindsay

Other Craptions

Excuse me, I think there's a hair in my soup.

omgtehlindsay

You really don't wanna see the bowl in his left hand. No sir.

naruto

Grandpa never quite understood the concept of a bowl cut.

dncr

Don't let the white coat fool you. There's no scientific value to this experiment.

Worzel

How to grow an old man from a bowl.

Srx

Whisks are for people that don't have beards.

planB

No, I asked for soup in a BREAD-bowl!

Ryan Oskroba

Just dip it in, wait a few seconds, and WOW! Notice the difference? That's the power of Oxy Clean!

pebbles_red66

Eating dinner at a lunatic's house can be a very awkward experience.

Poom

Confucius say: This like when you sit on toilet. You need good shave.

brodie

Few people know that to get a really kick ass beard you have to keep it well watered.

tomnd

Robert Teabag's first trials to invent a new delicious and refreshing drink failed misserable.

Sen

Old man Wilkins thought it was a little strange that the candyfloss recipe contained 3 drops of the blood of a demon. Then it attempted to devour his chin...

NeoRudeboy

Grandpa didn't know what "bird's nest soup" meant, so he improvised.

JewelsVern
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