Other Craptions

I usually just fast forward to the DP.

The two parties shook hands. The deal was done. After years of death and destruction, the war between the humans and the mutants was finally over.

"He does know we're eating him right?" "Shut the hell up and keep smiling while the water boils"

"Ha-ha.You're right, Mr. Danson, I'm sure my mother wouldn't be too proud to know I dress up as a red fish for a living. But was your mother proud of you when you used to be dick deep inside Whoopi Goldberg?...No response? That's right. Shut the hell

Next up is a breed of Sebastion and Flounder

Few people know that the 1996 movie Independence Day was based on a true story. Of course, to make the movie more appealing, a few details had to be changed.

Ted Danson fucked up big time when he agreed to star in the "My Two Dads" remake.

Miraculously, the Christmas Lobster brought the longtime rivals Mr. Macy and Mr. Gimbel together

Mary Steenburgen stood by her man. Even if that meant walking around with a giant helmet on her belly to attract tricks.

10 seconds before the greatest purple nurpling, man will ever see.

An overlooked clause of the Warsaw Treaty Organization allows the worship of non-Lenin/Stalin deities if they are Lovecraftian. Seizing upon this opportunity, the Organization of Marine-worship for Children unveiled a Dagon idol more Japanese than Lo

A previously overlooked clause of the Warsaw Treaty Organization allows the worship of non-Lenin/Stalin deities as long as they are Lovecraftian. Seizing upon this opportunity, the Organization of Marine-worship for Children unveiled a Dagon idol mor

The Olympic Mascot Committee shaking hands with the runner up Preggy the Shrimp, a close second to Epilepty the Donkey.

Ted Danson laughed in despair after he realised he was starring in a spin off from his 1996 film 'Loch Ness'

Telling Kirstie Alley that the Cheers reunion would be a costume party, had become necessary.

Terry The Tampon was not too happy about the new Piss Pouch design for the incontinent woman who likes to be discreet.

Ted Danson laugh in despair after he realised he was starring in a spin off from his 1996 film 'Loch Ness'

Sebastian: "I'm telling you Ted! A live action version of the little mermaid WONT work!"

Suddenly, Robbie the Lobster remembered seeing a Land O Lakes truck parked outside...

Sadly the "Live Prawn Show" turned out NOT to be a missprint.

Ribbon cutting ceremony for the 'Ted Danson - Save Fish, Eat Cunt Foundation.' www.NeilsNotes.com

Opponents of same-sex marriage envision an acceptable pastor to conduct the ceremony.

On stage at the WTO OMC, Sam Malone pretended not to notice. But this was not the Dr. Frasier Crane he once knew.

Next up is a mutated breed of Flounder and Sebastion.

Nah'Atal's abdomen began to glow. It was the signal to attack. Few survived, and even fewer rebelled.

The lobster had no idea why he was there but while he was he may aswel wank off Ted Danson!

Thanks to the endorsement of celebrities and politicians alike, Furry fucking finally hit the big time.

That bitch Ariel gets prince charming.....and I get Ted Danson?

Wow, who would have thought George Bush would be right about humans and fish........

while jerry was wondering how fucking hard does it have to be to glue the eyes on right, ted, was concentrating on his handjob.

Timeshare ownership of the Boogeyman had worked out great for Ted and his friend.

Through lack of test groups and hurried deadlines "Larry the lobster labia" became the new face of the group "balding white guys with suits"

This photograph was taken moments before Lobby burst from their double death grip and karate'd the SHIT out of the entire room.

This is your brain. This is your brain in a fish's gut. Any questions?

these were the doctors who were going to perform Red's life changing operation in which they remove his brain looking tumor from his abdomen.

The WTO reveals its new mascot...Ted Danson!

The original idea for I AM LEGEND left a lot to be desired

The man in the lobster suit would never live down the embarassment of being photographed......with Ted Danson

The cuddly new face of economic exploitation.

The chairmen of the World Trout Organisation, and the Organisation for Mutant Cod shook hands with their latest experiment. The Mutant Crout!

The CEO's of Pokemon release #1,000: Wtoomc.

The Board of Pokemon releases their newest creation: Wtoomc!

The Board of Pokemon releases its newest creation: Wootmc!

The Board of Pokemon releases its newest creation.

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Mutant fish high on drugs hallucinates director general of the WTO.

Military scientists introduce the prototype of their newest infiltration unit.

Atlantis WAS real and now they had the proof!

And so finally the world trade organization realised the importance of the furries to the global economy.