Other Craptions

OFFSIDES! 5 yard penalty, repeat civil war!

Madness? This is WATERLOO!

Few of MadDogs's biker buddies knew about his secret double life.

Alright men get out there and spead the word Mustache Rides are a Nickle!

The squad stood silent. The Captain still hadn't noticed. In the midst of a rage-filled tirade...he actually shit out of his nose.

Even with the bayonet lodged in the small of his back, Colonel Catfish finds time for fellatio.

They can take our lives ... but only we can take OUR DIGNITY!!!!!!

"GUYS!! LOOK!! A WOMAN!!!! Maybe she wants to play soldiers with us!

Guyz, wer supost to b over ther...lolz

Just as General Brax was about to give the order to attack, out of nowhere a tennis ball fell out of the sky and struck him in the head... killing him instantly and ending the war.

With the writers strike in full effect Fox released it's new hit show: Battle of the Band-Geeks.

"There's the bastard Sgt. Pepper AND his band! Let's get 'em!!"

SHUT UP! I LOVE YOU TOO! YOU HAD ME AT "DOES MY PENIS LOOK HISTORICALLY ACCURATE AND FAT IN THIS?", SO FOR THE LOVE OF RE-ENACTMENT STOP ASKING AND I"LL STOP TELLING; I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU!

In Back to the Future III, Marty Mcfly really began to fuck with Biff.

In the land of the Napoleonic War re-enactors, the man with the 'stache is King.

They may take our lunch but they will never take our stupid big haaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttttssssssssss!

GO forth!! The moustache has spoken!!

Those assholes over there think that scientology is a farce!! GET THEM!!

THIS...IS...MOUSTACHE!

alright, which one of you asshole thought it'd be funny to shave of the rest of my beard while i wAS SLEEPING!!!!!!

We shall defeat the armies of Gillette and Schick over my dead mustache.

look, another man who hates the stache. hunt and kill my foot solders.

Like the noble honey bee, Col. von Frisch directs his forces with dance and odor.

"You call that 'Present arms', dammit? Not even one of you is worthy to wear the blue pompom of the 3rd Flamboyant Division."

FOR NARNIA!!

In 19th century France, a soldier's courage and ferocity directly correlated with the flamboyance of their facial hair. Pictured: One hardened veteran leading a platoon of disorganized she-men into certain death at the hands of a pond full of ducks.

TONIGHT...WE DINE....uhm...over there.

Two hundreds later, Grouchy finally found Gebhard von Blücher.

DAVE YOUR MUM IS HERE!

"There's the bastard Sgt. Pepper and his entire band! Let's get 'em!!"

This is SPARTA!

THIS IS WHERE WE FIGHT THIS IS WHERE THEY DIE

If one more person yells 'THIS IS SPARTAAA', I'm going to turn this damn army right back around, and NO one will get any war!

THIS... IS... MOUSTACHE!!!

napoleon !!! waterloo is that way !!!!!!!

What willit be rock or scissor... I've chosen mine...

WHITE REVOLUTIONARY POWER!

If you think that mustache is scary, you should see his pubes

I said line up with the gayest hats on THAT end - I will be at the head of the line because I have three tassles.

IT was captain Stanley's most heartfelt and moving speach. Too bad the effect was lost when his men noticed that, in the back, The carpet matched the curtains.

Two of the three most controversial recommendations from General Petraeus' report included a new approach on equipment and a redeployment of troops from the Iraqi city of Falluja to the rolling hills of Pennsylvania.

This is a photograph from the day the Nerds finally got revenge on the Jocks who had tormented them for so long. The Day was theirs. The ground would be soaked with blood and human growth hormone

War had long been brewing over which side had the best hat

The colonel wished the troops would follow his orders as quickly as the Ents had done.

The REAL reason that nobody takes the French army seriously.

This was the last time Jeff got short changed at McDonalds. He assembled his Waterloo re-enactment group, and prepared to charge. Not a single employee felt threatened.

they can take our lives... but they mustg not take mah bukket!!!

In 19th century France, a soldier's courage and ferocity directly correlated with the flamboyance of their facial hair. Pictured: One hardened veteran leading a platoon of disorganized she-men into certain death at the hands of a pond full of territ

I catch any one of you with so much as a POM-POM out of place and and you'll find yourselves digging my personal Shithole!!!